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YO MAMMA'S SO FAT


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Yo momma so fat, KidScotland had to sit down with her and point out the benefits of an exercise and healthy eating regime. Once she had lost weight, he shagged her. She said it made it all worth while, even though it resulted in her becoming pregnant, and giving birth to you.

 

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Can an american comment in this thread?

 

If so...

 

YOMOMMA'S SO FAT, I HAD TO ROLL OVER TWICE LAST NIGHT TO GET OFF HER!

 

YOMOMMA'S SO FAT, I HAD TO TAKE 2 TRAINS AND A BUS TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE!

 

YOMOMMA'S SO FAT, SHE WENT TO THE MOVIES AND SAT NEXT TO EVERYBODY!

 

and that's all I got...

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In Soviet Union, 'Your Momma' jokes tell YOU!

 

lol

 

Your momma' so fat, when she walks backwards, her *albartroth* goes *BEEP BEEP BEEP!*

 

Your momma's so fat that they have to put a 'CAUTION: WIDE LOAD' sign on her rear when she walks outside.

 

Your momma's so fat that she can absorb bullets and shrapnel fired at her.

 

Your momma's so fat that stuff orbits her.

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YO MOMMA'S SO FAT! SHE IRONS HER PANTS IN THE DRIVEWAY!

 

YO MOMMA'S SO FAT! EVEN HER CLOTHES HAVE STRETCH MARKS!

 

YO MOMMA'S SO FAT! TO HAVE SEX, SHE HAS TO GIVE A MAP AND DIRECTIONS!

 

again, that's all I got...

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Yo momma's so fat,

a picture of her fell off the wall!

 

Yo momma's so fat,

when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

 

Yo momma's so fat,

when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

 

Yo momma's so fat,

when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

 

Yo momma's so fat,

when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

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