Samm Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 And i cant stand england <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damned island-folk. Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Damned island-folk. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Meh. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Could be worse - you could be a Colonial... Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Yo mamma is so fat that, well, she's bloody fat. Not much more to say about that now is there? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Yo momma so fat, KidScotland had to sit down with her and point out the benefits of an exercise and healthy eating regime. Once she had lost weight, he shagged her. She said it made it all worth while, even though it resulted in her becoming pregnant, and giving birth to you. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Could be worse - you could be a Colonial... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I say, what on earth have we ever done to you? Link to post Share on other sites
Vicks Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Stole our empire Link to post Share on other sites
mower Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Could be worse - you could be a Colonial... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oi! Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 ######! (actually scottish ) Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Stole our empire <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm british numnuts. Link to post Share on other sites
-Drake- Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Yo Mommas so fat she sat on kidscotland resulting in his 5 month expedition to her core to destroy her from the inside... this thread is rather ammusing please continue... =D Link to post Share on other sites
mower Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Stole our empire <{POST_SNAPBACK}> im a brit too and im still bloody here! Link to post Share on other sites
ianhaz Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Yo Mommas so fat she sat on kidscotland resulting in his 5 month expedition to her core to destroy her from the inside... this thread is rather ammusing please continue... =D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahahahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
n00bTard Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Can an american comment in this thread? If so... YOMOMMA'S SO FAT, I HAD TO ROLL OVER TWICE LAST NIGHT TO GET OFF HER! YOMOMMA'S SO FAT, I HAD TO TAKE 2 TRAINS AND A BUS TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE! YOMOMMA'S SO FAT, SHE WENT TO THE MOVIES AND SAT NEXT TO EVERYBODY! and that's all I got... Link to post Share on other sites
Dmitri Kalashnikov Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 In Soviet Union, 'Your Momma' jokes tell YOU! lol Your momma' so fat, when she walks backwards, her *albartroth* goes *BEEP BEEP BEEP!* Your momma's so fat that they have to put a 'CAUTION: WIDE LOAD' sign on her rear when she walks outside. Your momma's so fat that she can absorb bullets and shrapnel fired at her. Your momma's so fat that stuff orbits her. Link to post Share on other sites
Basho Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Ah the classics: Yo momma's so fat, she has to make two trips to haul *albatross*. Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Yo mamma's so fat that now we know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. Word. Link to post Share on other sites
n00bTard Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 YO MOMMA'S SO FAT! SHE IRONS HER PANTS IN THE DRIVEWAY! YO MOMMA'S SO FAT! EVEN HER CLOTHES HAVE STRETCH MARKS! YO MOMMA'S SO FAT! TO HAVE SEX, SHE HAS TO GIVE A MAP AND DIRECTIONS! again, that's all I got... Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_XIII Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 [Nuttyprofessor] Yo mamma's so fat she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck. [/Nuttyprofessor] Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Yo mamma's so fat that when he walks past all the other mothers have to tell thier children not to point and laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
M0ldyM!LK Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Yo momma is so fat, Jesus can't even lift her spirit. Link to post Share on other sites
airsofter22 Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Yo momma's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall! Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan. Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station. Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Link to post Share on other sites
TMC Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 "Your mother" jokes? We don't really need this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
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