Wood Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Lets see....the entire Lord of the Rings bored me to death....I had bought the movie "Navy Seals" with charlie sheen, cause it was in the used bin and it was cheap, and once they busted out the ninja swords, i took out the movie and let my dog chew on it. Basically just watch the Sci-Fi channel on saturday night and see all the totally gay "not-even-B-quality" creature flicks. (Pythons, Frankenfish, King Cobra, that sort) Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 King Cobra is a classic. How DARE you insult the greatness that is King Cobra?! Link to post Share on other sites
Wood Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 heheh, c'mon man.....the concept alone of a part cobra/part rattlesnake that's bigger than my truck is a laugh...not to mention it's "special effects". I'm not saying i dont always enjoy these types of movies....its just that sometimes, like reality tv shows, it just has to stop. Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Mustache, lol. Never saw King Kobra...but Anaconda sucks ballzac. Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 You didnt like LOTR? good god man, do you have ADD? Link to post Share on other sites
Tripod Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 If he's american then yes. Very low attention span over here. Navy Seals is not that bad of a movie. http://imdb.com/title/tt0293662/?fr=c2l0ZT...fc=1;ft=21;fm=1 I also hated that movie. The realism is so incredibly lame it's not even funny. One scene caught my interest, and if you've seen the movie then you should be able to figure it out. There is one part where he's in a plane, with a parachute, to land on a semi truck below. One second they're extremely high up, then it shows them bank and then he jumps off and in like 2 seconds he's ontop of the semi. The details may be a little off because it's been so long but man it still sucked. On top of that, this is one of those guys that when he talks, it's always like a whisper mean man type of voice. It gets really annoying, he does it in the movie The One. Sadly they are making The Transporter 2. And the Itallian Job 2.... 'Nother horrible movie was Gone in 60 Seconds (the remake). The title basicly discribes how long it was in my posession. Add: http://imdb.com/title/tt0299930/?fr=c2l0ZT...fc=1;ft=20;fm=1 That movie sucks so bad you dont have to even watch it to know it's horrible. Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 I liked the Italian Job Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 It was OK, but not that good Link to post Share on other sites
Hissing_Sid Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 I liked the Italian Job <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So did I. It was a great movie, one of Michael Caine's greatest. Shame they went and did a bumfluff Hollywood re-make of it. I once woke up in the middle of the night, in a hotel room, suffering with jet-lag. As a result I ended up watching a movie called "The Stupids". This, truly, is an utterly cr@p movie. I know it's supposed to be silly and childish but it's just totally.... random. You might as well watch monkeys playing with razor blades for 2 hours. It'd be just as funny. Link to post Share on other sites
night hunter Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 I felt that the Return of the King was a step backwards for the Lord of the Rings trilogy. The previous two were near perfect, but the last one was a mess. It was so cheesy and lacked subtlety, everything about it was so outrageous and childish, like the green ghost army, the witchking, the eye-beam of sauron, etc. I havnt seen the extended edition though, so hopefully its better. Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 I felt that the Return of the King was a step backwards for the Lord of the Rings trilogy. The previous two were near perfect, but the last one was a mess. It was so cheesy and lacked subtlety, everything about it was so outrageous and childish, like the green ghost army, the witchking, the eye-beam of sauron, etc. I havnt seen the extended edition though, so hopefully its better. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i see someone didnt read the books Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 I was under the impression that the film that guy made to educate people was the worst film in all of existance? I still can't get over that. "Mauri". Link to post Share on other sites
Swift Vengeance Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 = can't act for *beep*= troy= lame = made my point now? = end <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OMG! Troy and Equilibriam are two of my favourite films rizzo, you are no longer my fellow dj Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 I enjoyed Troy as a film- but Sean Bean is a twat. Sorry Sean Bean Twat fans, thats just my opinion. I guess the Italian Job they are talking about is the new one- which wasn't good. The original is good, I enjoyed watching that Antagon, i agree with the Fast and the Furious. I thought the first film was presentable, and had some pretty good car scenes (thankfully, as this was the films selling point) but the second film as awful. The script was laughably poor and the actors couldn't couldnt deliver the lines fluently Link to post Share on other sites
stutes Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 I've just watched the hulk and think that is the worst film I've seen in a long while, Who was that guy playing Bruce Banner you could almost see him reeding the cue cards!! Been having a discusion at work on the subject of worst film and we give you the steaming pile that is Annie Link to post Share on other sites
IronWolf Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 The whole 10 yards: the main problem was that i was on a 12 hour flight and it was the only film on at the time Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Heh. Gigli. I remember Johnathon Woss's hate campaign against that Link to post Share on other sites
FeeFyeFoeFum Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Cats and Dogs. Yeeeeuuuccchhhh. Only time I have left the cimena half way through a film. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 *coughs up a hair ball in disgust* Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Hehe...I saw that too... *runs* At the moment I'm attempting to play Far Cry, which I just spent £14.99 on. It sucks balls. Why oh why did it get such good reviews? This has to be one of the worst games I've ever spent money on... Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 that isnt a film- maybe you should start a new thread called "Worst Game Ever" Link to post Share on other sites
privatecowboy Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Waterworld...by god if that film was not made by the devil himself in a attempt to ensnare all of our souls through sheer and absolute boredome. The worst acting ever on film by a country mile. Plus it has a high Costner content, thats never good. Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 I enjoyed Troy as a film- but Sean Bean is a twat. Sorry Sean Bean Twat fans, thats just my opinion. I guess the Italian Job they are talking about is the new one- which wasn't good. The original is good, I enjoyed watching that Antagon, i agree with the Fast and the Furious. I thought the first film was presentable, and had some pretty good car scenes (thankfully, as this was the films selling point) but the second film as awful. The script was laughably poor and the actors couldn't couldnt deliver the lines fluently <{POST_SNAPBACK}> now now rizzo, this is a pg rated forum enough with the t***'s Link to post Share on other sites
Matthais_31 Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Starship Troopers 2 - A great way to ruin a legendary title. Just a cheap attempt at a porn movie. Absolute pure physical ######, do yourself a favor and stay away! Matthais_31 [Edit] - Forgot to mention Dominator, some *suitcasey* animated movie we picked up in blockbuster one time. The demon lord of rock is summoned to earth, where he reaks havoc with his electric guitar. Humerous for all the wrong reasons! Link to post Share on other sites
Tripod Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Starship troopers was a cheesy movie, but not crappy I guess. Haven't read the books though. Waterworld wasn't a bad movie. Link to post Share on other sites
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