Jett Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Hi guys, it's me, Action Man! Having just returned from a hellish thirty minutes blowing up trucks in darkest Crudcrapistan, I thought I'd offload some of my gear to you horde of nutbags as I've been reliably informed that Geardos will buy anything... Anyway, up first is this little beauty, my trusty HK GBB MP5 A5 SMG with flashlight grip. As you can see it comes with a goat-hair battery sling and a scope that I picked up at a jumble sale in Dorset. £1500 posted. No PayPal, no cheques, no cash, no Traveller's Cheques, no Nazi gold. No swaps. Next up is a set of genuine US BDU pants that I won in a game of 'soggy biscuit' while stationed in Iraq last November. 2" waist, 5" inside leg. £50 posted. Okay, this little *badgeress* has got me out of many a 'sticky' situation: A special edition Nato Works/ICS/CA/Umarex/ Cybagun/Dyson hybrid with a completely custom-built plastic foregrip with cool holes along the top of it. Hell yeah! Takes a custom 14.5 volt 6500 mAh battery in a cart that you tow behind you. £4000 all in. No box. Up next is a real bargain! This is a genuine issue Crudcrapistani toilet sniper's coverall. It still has it's original labels but the *albatross* area's been cut out for easy access. £70 Genuine Swedish-issue '######' goggles! A 'must have' for all you wannabe platoon leaders! Go on! Buy 'em! £200! How about this? A cheap Marui M92F in chrome. Prized from a borderguard's cold, dead fingers shortly after running their blockade with my Super Thunder ATV with pop-up rockets and realistic innocent's screaming sounds! Try me! Press Here! £200 posted! And finally! This proper bit of kit! A Daewoo M16 A3 with upgraded bushings, piston, gears, filters, hoses, calipers and bell housing. All yours for £3500 ex VAT, import tax, inheritance tax and postage. PS: Does not come with M203 or the bright, green plastic thing that fires out of it. Okay, have a look and PM me about anything you want! Kick *albatross*! Link to post Share on other sites
hardboiledcop Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 LOL. Link to post Share on other sites
Thechom Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 That's pretty darn good. You must have a hell of a lot of free time. (says the guy who spent all day washing his car) Link to post Share on other sites
DanMc Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 i'll take the mp5 lol Link to post Share on other sites
28Dan28 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 How much for the 3 point shoe lace sling on the custom armalite thing Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 will you split the MP5 mag for me plese Link to post Share on other sites
Magnus Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Considering the M92F. Are there visible seamlines? Link to post Share on other sites
Jett Posted July 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Wassup, A.M. here again. Glad to see so many people are interested in all this *beep*! Hell yeah! PM'd, emailed, texted and sky-written to all queries. While I'm here, take a look a these, fresh from the Lost Property box in a morgue I blew up in Bongwanna. Ex-issue Crudcrapistani para boots in vomit green, size 2 There're three toes in the right boot but they're not mine. I'll throw 'em in if buyer collects. £49.95 Link to post Share on other sites
casey_cole Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Best. Sale. EVER! CC Link to post Share on other sites
screamin_weasel Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 i dont think those goggles are ballistic rated also, do the sniper coveralls have a pocket for my extra cheesestrings ? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Next up is a set of genuine US BDU pants that I won in a game of 'soggy biscuit' while stationed in Iraq last November. 2" waist, 5" inside leg. £50 posted. Link to post Share on other sites
Munitions Man Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 action man, my friend plastic soldier man wants to trade his custom EBB M16VN for your M4 lol Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 HA HA !!! LOLZ +1 dude Link to post Share on other sites
Iain 007 Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 LMAO, 'won in a game of soggy biscuit' Iain 007 Link to post Share on other sites
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