Jett Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 If it's raining when you get up, it'll be raining when you get to site. If it's not raining when you get up, it'll be raining when you get to site. If it's sunny when you get up, you'll get lost on the way to the site. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 You can be outranged and out powered by an upgraded M16, while you only have a stock MP5. He will miss you completely, yet one of your bb's will catch enough wind for it to float gently onto his facemask. Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Big Shot Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 -As soon as you realize that you just kicked @$$ for the first time in your life... you will get shot where it hurts most. -Machine pistols are very impressive, but that's all they're good for -The guy who thinks he knows hand signals will get your team killed Link to post Share on other sites
newbkiller Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 Someone will make fun of your choice of weapon, you'll take them out within the first 5 minutes of the game. Someoen won't take a hit or try to force you to take a hit because of some crazy, unheard of rule they basically make up on the spot. You'll take out the entire oposion durring one game of semi-auto only and be killed quickly the next game when you decide to be a BAMF and use a shotgun. that last one may seem a little specific but hey, it's happened. Link to post Share on other sites
Dmitri Kalashnikov Posted August 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 -Never laugh at the guy with the Cybergun pistols, he'll end up getting you when you least expect it. -Be weary of the guy with the Super 9 and codenamed 'Vamp', he may end up showing you an EFFECTIVE way to pwn someone with that rifle...yeesh... [NOT based on experience, thank the GODS, but it is still good advice.] -If you think your shots are arcing around your opponents, it is NOT because they have an electromagnetic shield like Ocelot had in MGS2. -Never buy that Desert Eagle on ebay that includes the words 'machine gun' in the item name, it will probably be so crappy that it will disinitegrate upon the first cocking of it. -A kevlar helmet and a less-expensive plastic helmet offer the same protection. Period. -There is no such thing as corpse-piliaging being illegal in airsoft. Just because your teammate is out, it doesn't mean you can't use their gun to continue pwning with it. Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 -If you are 'killed' in a game and lend your gun to one of your still-living teammates (because theirs failed), the problem that you thought you had long fixed will suddenly resurface and be ten times worse than before. And your team will still lose. (Based on expirience.) Link to post Share on other sites
Frangible Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 -The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the skill of the player Link to post Share on other sites
brian222 Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Don't think this has been said yet, don't get shot. Link to post Share on other sites
Dmitri Kalashnikov Posted August 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Don't think this has been said yet, don't get shot. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's not a law of airsoft. That's just common sense. This is for "Sod's/Murphy's Law"-esque things. Link to post Share on other sites
phoenixkskg Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 As soon as you look down your sights for an easy kill on someone looking the other way, a BB will hit the back of your head from someone doing the same to you. Link to post Share on other sites
sillyp Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 The ones who rush headlong into enemy fire screaming "DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!" or an equivalent will be the last to get hit, if they get hit at all. Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 The larger the post count, the smaller the penis size. Erm... whoops.... Link to post Share on other sites
Chrissyg Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 LOL at HaVoC's post count then...but wait, surely Darklite is an exception to that rule? Link to post Share on other sites
Carrion Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 when you have a perfect moscart shot its out of gas. top m60s are just and expensive paper weight looking at tracers arcing may be pretty but they normaly arc your way torches work both ways Link to post Share on other sites
Calcifer Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 The larger the post count, the smaller the penis size. Erm... whoops.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol and my new one. If you obey to any of these laws the complete opposite will happen to you Link to post Share on other sites
Maruta Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 If you have an M93r, mag pouches make better holsters than holsters. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Reason number two why I sold mine. Link to post Share on other sites
Azulsky Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 The M249 will always break when the other team charges the hill(had it happen on teams of 5 vs 15) Link to post Share on other sites
Wraith18A Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Do NOT allow the local "repair" guy to touch your gun. It will never work again. (Team experience, but not mine) OR When you think your gun has broken, hand it off to someone else. It will undoubtedly work for them. (again, Team experience) Link to post Share on other sites
M0ldyM!LK Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 "The guy that uses Jack Link's Jerky for his MRE will be shot out unexpectedly because he was picking the jerky sinew out of his teeth. " Funny, that very thing has happened to me before... Link to post Share on other sites
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