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That, my friends, is one of the many reasons I detest animie.

 

 

My contribution:

 

Terrorist SBIED weapon

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Terrorists in Iraq have finally reached an all-new low. Hundreds of Soldiers and Marines deployed to the restive Middle East country are being taken out of commission by the new terrorist weapon of choice, the SBIED. The SBIED, or Single Brew Inebriation Exploitation Device, resembles a man-size mouse trap. When baited with an item coveted by the average American Soldier, it becomes a lethal, disfiguring weapon. Although beer is the most popular and easily accessible bait, other items terrorists have used as bait include pornography and military discharge orders. "Thankfully, the SBIED normally only takes out one Soldier at a time," said a Army platoon sergeant who has lost nearly two dozen men to the new terrorist weapon. "But when you get half a dozen Soldiers racing to see who can get to the beer first, it can get pretty messy." Thankfully, the Army's new Counter SBIED Team has found a way to turn the tables. Once a trap is discovered, the CSBIEDT is called in to disarm the man-size trap. The beer is replaced with a goat or donkey, and the trap is re-armed. "It's common knowledge; no terrorist can fight the lure of a handsome farm animal," said an anonymous CSBIEDT team leader. "Since we turned the tables on them, we've trapped nearly three dozen terrorists with their pants down ... literally." Although goats and donkeys work best, other items that can be used to lure unsuspecting terrorists include: American flag burning kits; copies of Women's Home Journal magazine; and photos of Osama bin Laden, complete with a bottle of hand lotion.

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Question... where was this picture taken because I think I recognise the Para in the back doing the carry.

For some reason I remember the fat kid was on here at some point raising hell about getting this picture taken out of someone's post?

I just noticed this...

I found the picture looking at an unrelated website. I had no idea o the debacle it was involved in prior to my membership of this site. The place I got the picture from is in the watermark, you can check it yourself. Considering there are thousands upon thousands of such pictures, I never figured it would actually be of someone on this community. I apologize for any infractions or whatever I violated.

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Kraut, that was fantastic, but pushes the border in so many ways. Fortunately for you, it pushes it just enough that it doesn't quite cross the line (with their pants down...literally-lol). Plus it's the fact that we're talking about terrorists, in which case whatever they get is too good for them.

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I got it off of ChairForce.com (check the img url). Ironically, I'm in the USAF :D

The situation is never so stark that humor may never find root. As the great poet Jimmy Buffet once said: "If we couldn't laugh, we'd all go insane."

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i know how that guy feels. i feel like that everyday on the tube. but sometimes its not with attractive little japanese girls. sometimes its with big hairy sweaty men. the effect is slightly the same, only with added aroma [i like sniffing the girls though] and..er..weight.

 

does anyone have the same effect that girls choose to go in different carriages when they see me?

 

i look perfectly normal, honest.

 

 

the other day this japanese woman ran away from me in the park.

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*Points to the word MANY in his post*

 

I have my reasons. It's more personal conviction, rather than something political that I think should be pressed upon everyone I come in contact with.

 

 

 

 

I want that otter, btw.

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