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Ted: Hey bob! Remeber the new door opening technique?!?!

 

Bob: Oh sure! *kicks door open, not remebering new technique...*

 

Ted: *Closes door, opens it agian* THERE!!!

 

*bullets fly by heads* Bob: We better remeber the tehcnique next time!!!

:mellow:

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Found here, if your interested.

The funny thing is, to me, I used to do that to all the dorm doors at my last base. Usually with a very high-pitched scream and wielding a nerf dart gun. It was great to pull on the guys straight out of basic and were still giving reporting statements to anything that had more than one stripe (aka me). The look on their face when they got an orange dart to the forehead... ahahaha.

 

I called it the "Van Damme Entrance"

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Ted: Hey bob! Remeber the new door opening technique?!?!

 

Bob: Oh sure! *kicks door open, not remebering new technique...*

 

Ted: *Closes door, opens it agian* THERE!!!

 

*bullets fly by heads* Bob: We better remeber the tehcnique next time!!!

TIS POST AM TEH WERSTEST!

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Ted: Hey bob! Remeber the new door opening technique?!?!

 

Bob: Oh sure! *kicks door open, not remebering new technique...*

 

Ted: *Closes door, opens it agian* THERE!!!

 

*bullets fly by heads* Bob: We better remeber the tehcnique next time!!!

 

That was so bad I almost gave you a neg rep. :mellow:

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*sees body on ground after kicking door*

"oh, sorry sir, didn't know you were standing there."

 

*sees couple on bed, couple doesn't notice them*

guy1"oh cr4p jerry, it's the wrong door, let's go"

guy2"yeah...you go ahead, im gonna....check for clues...behind the bushes"

 

"honey, i'm home!"

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as caption contest 2 has begun, who won this one?

(i vote me)

 

Darkchild

 

erm...

err...

 

okay, as author of the thread I guess I get some say in this (Darkchild130 you are an utter swine! I thought I was going to get away with that!!)

 

Honourable mentions:

 

pillow_pwnage - "Gee willikers Batman, he's climbing the wall!"

 

mario114 - "Ekkk! A spider!!!!" (aracnaphobia ammuses me)

 

AirsoftEngineer - ROOM SERVICE!

 

Melonfish - *whistle Blows*

"YABBA-DABBA-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

 

jenous - Girl Scouts no longer ask 'please buy our cookies'.

 

Sureal mentions

 

DirtyMoFo - if you turn your head through 90 degrees youll notice actually its the midget who is stuck to the wall bathing in that velux window

 

sledge - "That's not a knife... THIS is a knife!"

"That's not a knife, that's a door with a flying kicking GI attached."

"Ah, I see you've played Knifey Door with a flying kick GI attachedy before."

 

Joint second

 

Lil Leprechaun - YOU WILL EAT OUR COMPLAMENTARY BREAKFAST!!!

 

***Mamba15 - Tim soon found out that a short a$$ with No More Nails and an attitude problem is a MUCH greater danger than than the Taliban ever were

 

and the winner...

 

jenous - Jehovas Witness: The New Breed

 

 

or at least thats my version :D

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