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Urrr umm, ya :unsure: already asked her to bring some fine beers back. She said no. Can I have a ride on your bumper cars Privatecowboy? Umm on second thought forget I said anything. LOL

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I don't doubt that my German teacher wouldn't say no to your bumper car... :blink:

 

Few can old chap...few can ;)

 

Urrr umm, ya :unsure: already asked her to bring some fine beers back. She said no. Can I have a ride on your bumper cars Privatecowboy? Umm on second thought forget I said anything. LOL

 

No...come back here this second and ride on my bumber car or i will open up my fruitcage!

I feel a sudden bout of Signatura Quotitis coming on... :D

 

 

yes.....errr. Yes!

 

ask her to bring you back some if the german root beer for kids, its not bad.

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somebody told me today he didnt like beer, i just laughed at him,

 

then he told me he wasnt to keen on diet coke with lime either

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i hope they wont find the body.......................

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somebody told me today he didnt like beer, i just laughed at him,

 

then he told me he wasnt to keen on diet coke with lime either

i hope they wont find the body.......................

Some people are just weird. Not like the fine folks on Arnie's!

*Jumps into Privatecowboys bumper car and examines his fruit cage.*

What?

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All together now...

 

"WTF IS A FRUITCAGE, ANYWAY?!"

 

By the way, in a Google search for 'fruitcage', this thread comes up second, with the snippets "... ends I want to be your sledgehammer why don't you call my name oh let me be your sledgehammer this will be my testimony show me round your fruitcage 'cos I ...", and "... get back here speedz and inspect my fruitcage!!!!! ... in those trees... in Worcester Map: Find me Member No.: 78 Reputation: none, Hmm, nice fruitcage. Sweet. ... ".

 

Let's make it go top!!!

 

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Eat that, Google!

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Copy and paste...

 

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Please just add a random section of 'FRUITCAGE's to the bottom of every post in here :P

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yarrrr dont stop untill we get number one on google!

 

FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE

 

 

ohh and diet coke is great ...to stay on topic...

 

ALL ROLL UP AND INSPECT MY ...FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE FRUITCAGE

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Few can old chap...few can  ;)

No...come back here this second and ride on my bumber car or i will open up my fruitcage!

yes.....errr. Yes!

 

ask her to bring you back some if the german root beer for kids,  its not bad.

i would ask her to bring back some root beer for us kiddies, but she already left.

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Diet Coke with blackcurrent anyone?

 

I have tried adding blackcurrent cordial and its pretty good.

 

I often find that coke works well flavoured with fruitcage like lemon or lime etc.

I've been doing this for years :D It's brilliant, highly recomend it. :P

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Did someone mention german oral?

 

mmmm

 

Next time I have a German lesson I'll make an appointment for you with the actual German teacher, who's a real German from Germany! Wow! :mellow:

 

She's about 65, by the way.

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Erm...?

 

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Fruitcage anybody?

 

By the way, in a search for 'fruitcage', this also came up. It must be one of the most devastatingly wierd things I've ever seen in my life... :mellow:

 

Summertime is Rerun Time

 

I just couldn't resist the opportunity....

 

Peter Gabriel has reared his ugly head and I simply must.

 

Walking around Sea World yesterday, we saw a woman in the worst getup ever. Black shirt, hot pink lycra/spandex capris, and black heels. I was suddenly struck with a horrifying clichéd 80's flashback. Ugh. Shudder.

 

From there, I was transported instantly to a recurring dream I've had for almost twenty years.

 

You see, I have this nasty problem. Whenever I hear Peter Gabriel, I'm sucked into this whirling vortex of every kind of terror involving David Rasche sex. (God, I know I'm gonna regret that phrase. Damn you, Google!)

 

It's always the same scenario. I'm lying in bed. As I begin to drift off into a sweet sleep I become aware of a presence in the room. My eyes open and I see David Rasche, naked, carrying his gun. He slides into bed next to me...."put your mind at rest," he whispers. I sit bolt upright. He says, "you could have a steam train, if you'd just lay down your tracks. You could have an aeroplane flying, if you bring your blue sky back." I'm so tired that I can't really protest. He sets the gun off to the side, leans in close to me, nuzzles up to my ear and says, "you could have a big dipper going up and down, all around the bends. You could have a bumper car, bumping this amusement never ends."

 

My mind reels. Somehow, his movements are sensuous and the sound of him speaking is as smooth as can be. So he becomes that big dipper, going up and down, and around my bends.

 

He continues to sing to me, in Peter Gabriel's voice, "show me round your fruitcage, 'cos I will be your honey bee. Open up your fruitcage where the fruit is as sweet as can be." So I open up my fruitcage and let him go to work on the sweet nectar the little honey bee's craving.

 

I'm getting into the delicious sensations that he's dishing out. I've forgotten the 80's haircut and the silly 80's skinny tie he's got on. Yeah. He was naked except for that tie.

 

Getting more and more turned on, I feel my orgasm building. "I've been feeding the rhythm - going to feel that power, build in you. Come on, come on, help me do....yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been feeding the rhythm I've been feeding the rhythm - it's what we're doing, doing all day and night ..." he croons.

 

He moves away from my "fruitcage" and stands beside the bed. I ask where he's going. He merely points to the door. I ask, "will you be coming back? How will I be able to find you?" And he sings, "all you do is call me. I'll be anything you need."

 

"But, what do I call you?" I ask.

 

"Sledge Hammer!" he replies. And he's gone.

 

I'm left with a quivering body, horny and aching for more. I am lost in a world of turquoise, neon pink, and lots of tall hair. I can still hear his words. I seek satisfaction, as he's left me hungering for more...."oh won't you show for me and I will show for you. Show for me, I will show for you." Oh, I'll show him!

 

Seventeen years of this, people. Anything that evokes a massive 80's flashback brings this all rushing back to me.

 

I want to be your sledgehammer

why don't you call my name

oh let me be your sledgehammer

this will be my testimony

 

I want to be your sledgehammer

why don't you call my name

you'd better call the sledgehammer

 

There's no denying that terrible love/hate relationship I have with those memories. There are days when I pray for 42 episodes of sitcom fulfillment. I have been known to crave a ration of Rasche.

 

My therapist really loves that new car of his.

 

Followed by www.fruitcage.de, on which I found this:

 

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Don't mind them, they're just German... :P

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Hey Havoc how much longer until were number one for fruitcage on google??

 

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mmm german oral. LOL My german teacher is about 25 aswell

 

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were number 1 ummm kinda

 

Made

me giggle

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