the_oicw_concept Posted February 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Oh you think your clever, but i ask you this, where oh where did YOU learn the johnny cochran chewbacca speach? hmmm wasnt it from southpark? hmmm yes i belive it was, now in southpark i would like to draw your attention to a few details, first off the whole place is ALWAYS covered in snow, and their mouths move in time to words that arent the ones you hear (dubbed from its original russian), and have you EVER seen coke in southpark? Ladies and gentlemen... SOUTHPARK IS COMUNIST PROPAGANDA!!! okay its funny to watch, and everyone loves its mindless fun, but as a capitalist nation we pride ourselves on doing bugger all all day as we have the right to. Learnin is what the comunists do, SargentMonkeyArmageddon is a word learning comunist and if im not very much mistaken he is a NILGNAW!!!!! P.S. you forgot girls, girls drink pepsick max cos everyone knows its just diet pepsick but dosent advertise its dietyness. DRINK COKE, ITS ALWAYS THE REAL THING!!! EAT AIRSOFT, SLEEP AIRSOFT, DRINK COCA-COLA, PEPSICK SUCKS p.p.s southparks great, only kidding about it being comunist but dont tell SargentMonkeyArmageddon........... Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Chavs may drink Coke, but they eat MacDonaolds so it nuetralizes there allaince. Pepsi drinking communist peegs! Link to post Share on other sites
Possum Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Mc donalds and coke are in one big evil corporation, they may be different companys but when ever a mc donalds tv advert is on, the drink with the meal is always coke. Pepsi Max= maximum taste Its so nice, always serve cool other wise it dont taste as good coke is for chav fags Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 SargentMonkeyArmageddon: Chewbacca doesn't live on Endor. He comes from Kashyyk, IIRC. Therefore, your whole argument is flawed. Therefore, Dafool is coming ot spank you in the name of Wanglin. Bend over. Link to post Share on other sites
SargentMonkeyArmageddon Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 eeep........Compare: want you to consider:this is Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. And: Chewbacca doesn't live on Endor. He comes from Kashyyk They are the same you Coke Drinking fool As for wanglin * Jumps in long, yet small hole (like saddam) and welds the door shut* Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 My point being: Chewie doesn't live on Endor! He visited it, once. I visited Birmigham once. That doesn't mean I live there. Therefore you are wrong. Therefore Dafool will spank you in the name of Wanglin. Link to post Share on other sites
the_oicw_concept Posted February 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 ok SargentMonkeyArmageddon watch the goddam film, he went to endor for the mission but he never lived on endor, he lived with solo, at no fixed abode. so ner. now away from a conversation we really should avoid before all the other forum users call us geeks and bully us... back to more important things, PEPSICK MAKES ME VOMIT, it has no flavour and using justin timberlake and britney and the spice girls for gods sake, to add some kind of credit to it is just soooo low, coke however dont need this, most cola is called coke as slang, its what people will naturally order 'a coke' and most off all the cola polar bear could have all the pepsi stars in one go. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 You damn right! Coke don't need no cheesy celebs to sell it. And if they did use celebs, they'd have Han and Chewie! Real men (and Wookies) drink Coke! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 You damn right! Coke don't need no cheesy celebs to sell it. And if they did use celebs, they'd have Han and Chewie! Real men (and Wookies) drink Coke! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Also, I'm sure Detective Dori would drink Coke... Link to post Share on other sites
SargentMonkeyArmageddon Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 ok SargentMonkeyArmageddon watch the goddam film, he went to endor for the mission but he never lived on endor, he lived with solo, at no fixed abode. so ner. now away from a conversation we really should avoid before all the other forum users call us geeks and bully us... back to more important things, PEPSICK MAKES ME VOMIT, it has no flavour and using justin timberlake and britney and the spice girls for gods sake, to add some kind of credit to it is just soooo low, coke however dont need this, most cola is called coke as slang, its what people will naturally order 'a coke' and most off all the cola polar bear could have all the pepsi stars in one go. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Alrighty To finish: I like Pepsi Max more than Coke. I dont care if you like it or not, Its not my buisness to ask; and I dont care a F**KING BIT ABOUT F***NG CHEWBACCA And NO, I Will NOT BE SPANKED BY SOME GAY MEN FOR "WANGLIN" /rant over Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 You most certainly will! All those who diss Coke will be spanked by Dafool in the name of Wanglin! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Alrighty To finish: I like Pepsi Max more than Coke. I dont care if you like it or not, Its not my buisness to ask; and I dont care a F**KING BIT ABOUT F***NG CHEWBACCA And NO, I Will NOT BE SPANKED BY SOME GAY MEN FOR "WANGLIN" /rant over <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Calm down you wierdo! On the plus side, if the rating system was now for things other than sales (which it isn't...), I'd give you a +1 for your use of "KazzooSpoink" in your location. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 But -1 for not taking a Dafool spanking like a man. Wimp. Link to post Share on other sites
privatecowboy Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 I managed to find some Diet Coke and Lime here in Northern Ireland also. The good people of Woolworths stock it in abundance. So we bought a whole shed load of it tonight along with some very nice aged Havana Club Rum. A fine drink it does indeed make, hence my silly typing at this hour! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Hooray for drunken typing! Especially when DC with Lime is involved! Hip hip! Hooray! Link to post Share on other sites
privatecowboy Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Yes sledge! big up that drunken typing! So lets all sing a song, anyone know "Michael" by Franz Ferdinand? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Um... no. How about... er... "Bohemian Rhapsody?" Everyone knows that. Link to post Share on other sites
privatecowboy Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Or we could do this.... Hammer to fall Hey Here we stand, here we fall History don't care at all Make the bed, light the light Lady mercy won't be home tonight You don't waste no time at all Don't hear the bell but you answer the call It comes to you as to us all Then it's time For the hammer to fall Every night, every day A little piece of you is falling away But lift your face, the western way, baby Build your muscles still your body decays Toe your line and play their game Till the anaesthetic covers it all Till one day they call your name Then it's time for the hammer to fall Rich or poor or famous for Your truth it's all the same - oh no (oh no) oh no Lock your door but rain is pouring Through your window pane - oh no Baby now your struggle's all vain Yeah For we who grew up tall and proud In the shadow of the mushroom cloud Convinced our voices can't be heard We just wanna scream it louder and louder and louder What the hell we fighting for ? Just surrender and it won't hurt at all Just got time to say your prayers Then it's time for the hammer to hammer to fall Yeah, oh oh oh Yeah-eah Yeah-eah Ha, ha, yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Waiting for the hammer to hammer to hammer to fall Give it to me one more time A ha This *suitcasey* guitar never plays the chords I want it to play It only knows three chords but let's see what happens Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 And from that, I can tell you've got the Wembley '86 concert. Give it to me one more time! Link to post Share on other sites
privatecowboy Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 why not! bear in mind im actually playing this on my guitar right now old chap! What the hell we fighting for ? Just surrender and it won't hurt at all Just got time to say your prayers Then it's time for the hammer to hammer to fall Yeah, oh oh oh Yeah-eah Yeah-eah Ha, ha, yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Waiting for the hammer to hammer to hammer to fall Give it to me one more time Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 It don't get any better than that. *Starts drumming intro to Headbangers Mix* Link to post Share on other sites
privatecowboy Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Now im tuning for ACDC "Back in Black" Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Um... ok. Don't know it, but it's all good Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 ok i thik this has gone a little tad too far right who cares if you support pepsi coca cola rola cola just guys STFU *ahem* thank you oh and if ANY ONE thinks ofusing wanglin i swear i shall summon lavos and he'll teach you the meaning of pain (before any one asks yes i'm very much full of p**s and vinager basically) Link to post Share on other sites
privatecowboy Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Sledge..are you telling me that a man who enjoys the finer things such as yourself knows not of acdc back in black...? msn details now via pm, for file sendage shall be the order of the day! i demand satisfaction sire! Link to post Share on other sites
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