sharpshooterjack Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 found this on another webby so can't really take the credit for this but i found it hilarious You don't need to buy someone flowers to play airsoft. Airsoft can last all day (or even all weekend). You can smoke and play airsoft at the same time. You can play airsoft with your friends. The more people that turn up to airsoft, the better. You'll get up early in the morning to play airsoft. You can play airsoft with your clothes on. You don't feel guilty after playing airsoft. It's possible to be good at airsoft. In airsoft, the size of your gun does not matter. Just because you have played airsoft with someone doesn't mean you have to get married/move in together. After you've played airsoft, you can brag to your mates and no-one will mind. Airsoft is better if your girlfriend/wife/husband/boyfriend is not around. After you've played airsoft, you don't have to go to sleep in a wet spot. After playing airsoft, it is possible to be immediately looking forward to doing it again. In airsoft, hiding in bushes is normal. It's okay to wear socks when playing airsoft. It's possible to play airsoft with just a pistol. You can play airsoft with your clothes on. You can't get pregnant from playing airsoft. You don't need to fall asleep or go to the lavatory after each airsoft game. If you are ugly, you can play airsoft without a paper bag over your head. You can wear combat gear during airsoft without being laughed at. It is legal to take pictures of you playing airsoft and publish them. You can play airsoft games one after another. In airsoft, using smoke grenades helps. In airsoft, you can reload in seconds. It's possible to play airsoft without making rash promises/statements. It doesn't matter if your mom finds out you have been reading airsoft magazines. You can play airsoft at any time of the month. You don't have to pretend to like the people you are playing airsoft with. It's very rare that you have to stop playing airsoft to answer the phone/door. If you have to stop playing airsoft half-way through a game due to injury, you will get sympathy from the other players. You don't have to clean your teeth before playing airsoft. You will remember the people you play airsoft with for years to come. You will respect the people you have played airsoft with in the morning. You can explain to your children what airsoft is without getting embarrassed. You can explain to your children what airsoft is without finding out they are better informed that you. You can list airsoft as one of your hobbies on a job application form. Heres the websites address for all the rest of it but i thought almost every one of these was genius. http://home.swipnet.se/~w-52892/ p.s im sorry if this is old but i found it funny Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Hardly orginal, but funny. Well found. Link to post Share on other sites
Justin! Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 V good, got another one.. You can shoot more rounds at once. Link to post Share on other sites
gazchap Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 After playing airsoft, it is possible to be immediately looking forward to doing it again. If this isn't the case with sex as well, then I'm afraid you're doing it wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
scithe Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 hu, well for those who don't know already as it is pretty old... i give you... the original! http://www.freewebs.com/blazingknight666/funnystuff.htm Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 I was going to write out the opposing arguments, but my solicitors advised me against it. Link to post Share on other sites
Pablo Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 It's funny 'cos it's wrong. I do have to either fall asleep or use the lavatory after airsoft. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 If I'm playing airsoft, and I say "Can we wrap this up soon because The Simpsons is on in a minute," the other players don't slap me in the face. Link to post Share on other sites
MagicalNinjaBuddy Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 You can play airsoft with your friends. <-Ever hear of friends with benefits? The more people that turn up to airsoft, the better. <-Who doesn't like an orgy? You'll get up early in the morning to play airsoft. <-I'm sure you can have early morning sex. You don't feel guilty after playing airsoft. <-I wouldn't feel guilty after sex. Just because you have played airsoft with someone doesn't mean you have to get married/move in together. <-One night stand? After you've played airsoft, you can brag to your mates and no-one will mind. <-"I banged the prom queen!" "Right on dude!" "Awesome!' Airsoft is better if your girlfriend/wife/husband/boyfriend is not around. <-I'd prefer to have sex with my wife and/or girlfriend with me... In airsoft, hiding in bushes is normal. <-The threat of getting caught is a turn on? It is legal to take pictures of you playing airsoft and publish them. <-Hustler? Playboy? The internet? It doesn't matter if your mom finds out you have been reading airsoft magazines. <-My parents don't give a damn. You can play airsoft at any time of the month. <-You can have sex any time during the month. Just need a condom. You don't have to clean your teeth before playing airsoft. <-I...don't know what YOU were putting in your mouth while having sex. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 You're a real man now. Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Well i can't exactly compare the two, innocent young lad me. But some of those arguments make me laugh. In airsoft, using smoke grenades helps. You know i've never had that fantasy. I've never wished that i could let off a screening smoke whilst having sex. Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Blackgoat Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 And you can have sex with your clothes on. Hell, I even made love to a girl while both of us were wearing our combat gear, in a bush... (yeah, that Sergent School is far funnier than what I first thought) Sex in the morning is the best way to begin a day, don't you think? And sometimes, it's better to have sex when your (*cough* official *cough*) girlfriend isn't around... Cheers! Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Sorta funny or not, I don't think he deserved a neg rep over it. Link to post Share on other sites
therazn Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 found this on another webby so can't really take the credit for this but i found it hilarious You don't need to buy someone flowers to play airsoft. Airsoft can last all day (or even all weekend). You can smoke and play airsoft at the same time. You can play airsoft with your friends. The more people that turn up to airsoft, the better. You'll get up early in the morning to play airsoft. You can play airsoft with your clothes on. You don't feel guilty after playing airsoft. It's possible to be good at airsoft. In airsoft, the size of your gun does not matter. Just because you have played airsoft with someone doesn't mean you have to get married/move in together. After you've played airsoft, you can brag to your mates and no-one will mind. Airsoft is better if your girlfriend/wife/husband/boyfriend is not around. After you've played airsoft, you don't have to go to sleep in a wet spot. After playing airsoft, it is possible to be immediately looking forward to doing it again. In airsoft, hiding in bushes is normal. It's okay to wear socks when playing airsoft. It's possible to play airsoft with just a pistol. You can play airsoft with your clothes on. You can't get pregnant from playing airsoft. You don't need to fall asleep or go to the lavatory after each airsoft game. If you are ugly, you can play airsoft without a paper bag over your head. You can wear combat gear during airsoft without being laughed at. It is legal to take pictures of you playing airsoft and publish them. You can play airsoft games one after another. In airsoft, using smoke grenades helps. In airsoft, you can reload in seconds. It's possible to play airsoft without making rash promises/statements. It doesn't matter if your mom finds out you have been reading airsoft magazines. You can play airsoft at any time of the month. You don't have to pretend to like the people you are playing airsoft with. It's very rare that you have to stop playing airsoft to answer the phone/door. If you have to stop playing airsoft half-way through a game due to injury, you will get sympathy from the other players. You don't have to clean your teeth before playing airsoft. You will remember the people you play airsoft with for years to come. You will respect the people you have played airsoft with in the morning. You can explain to your children what airsoft is without getting embarrassed. You can explain to your children what airsoft is without finding out they are better informed that you. You can list airsoft as one of your hobbies on a job application form. Heres the websites address for all the rest of it but i thought almost every one of these was genius. http://home.swipnet.se/~w-52892/ p.s im sorry if this is old but i found it funny <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Anyways, that wasn't funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Hoppum Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 You get to spray white stuff all over the place without having to clean up the mess. Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Blackgoat Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 now that one was funny Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltSky Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 You get to spray white stuff all over the place without having to clean up the mess. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wish I could sig that. Link to post Share on other sites
dannyboy Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Why don't you then? Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 You're a real man now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What makes a man, is it the power in his hands? Is it his quest for glory? Give it all you got, to fight to the top so we can know your story Now you're a man! A man, man, man Now you're a man! A manny manny man A man, man, man! You are now a man, You're a man...now you're a man Live it, live it What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms? Just cause she has big titties Or is it the way, he fights every day no it's probably the titties Now you're a man, a man, man man Now you're a man-man, Man-man man-man man Now you're a man M-A-N, man Man, man-man man Now you're a man DVDA FTW! anyways, here's a list of things you hear in airsoft you never want to hear during sex: -i'm out of ammo -oh sh*t! I missed -i have to poop -i just got a new metal handguard -can you cover me while i reload? -this bush is too thick -i'm hungry -this dried meat tastes like sh*t -*while eating a twinkie* i bit into it and white stuff went flying all over! -i need a water break -hold on, i need to catch my breath -ahh! my zipper got caught on my gun! -*responding to someone who asked for assistance over radio* sorry, i don't think i can come! -okay, we can attack the base from the front, then swing around and nail it in the back - Link to post Share on other sites
TheKurodaVagrant Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Why don't you then? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fine then, I will! Link to post Share on other sites
snowman Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 You know i've never had that fantasy. I've never wished that i could let off a screening smoke whilst having sex. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sometimes, the morning after, a little obscuring can be good... Funny, I always thought "airsoft is better than sex", because people who play airsoft do so because they can't get sex (I'll get my coat... ) Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltSky Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Why don't you then? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm thinking of the children oh well Link to post Share on other sites
cllwayzata2011 Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 I'm thinking of the children oh well <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Most children won't mind. I bet most children would copy you and sig it themselves. Link to post Share on other sites
Calcifer Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Sometimes, the morning after, a little obscuring can be good... Funny, I always thought "airsoft is better than sex", because people who play airsoft do so because they can't get sex (I'll get my coat... ) Cheers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think you hit the nail on the head therer Link to post Share on other sites
Meathead316 Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 ... better than sex... u guys been smoking them funny cigarettes? Link to post Share on other sites
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