hitmanNo2 Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Just overheard a conversation the secretary was having on the phone. It went something like this: Secretary: Hello, this is *****, have you got your hearing aid back yet? Secretary: Have you got your hearing aid back yet? Secretary: Have you got your hearing aid back yet? Secretary: No, your hearing aid. Secretary: I'll phone back later *hangs up* Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Productive day? Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Productive day? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Biscali Bay? No no, I only wanted a sandwich. Link to post Share on other sites
XenoBait Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 A Sand Wedge? No, no, at this distance i'd say a three wood Link to post Share on other sites
dave law Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 food? no i've eaten Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Who have you beaten? Well look here Marmajuke I won't have any more of this tomfoolery. Link to post Share on other sites
XenoBait Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Jewellery? No, I've already got her a watch for christmas. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Jewellery? No, I've already got her a watch for christmas. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Scotch? Well, I'm not really supposed to, but go on then, just a little. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Fiddle? No, I only play the trumpet. Link to post Share on other sites
XenoBait Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Crumpet? With jam, that'd be lovely. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Lovejoy? They're not still showing that, surely. Link to post Share on other sites
DazJW Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Yes they are. And don't call me Shirley. Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Ohh, I love Liz Hurley Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Well, your sister's rather curly. Not sure what that has to do with me getting a sandwich though. Link to post Share on other sites
Sao Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Spam? No thanks there is already plenty here Link to post Share on other sites
XenoBait Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Queer? You'd have to be for wrecking a perfectly good off topic thread... j/k Link to post Share on other sites
DazJW Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 The dead? Where? Oh god it's like those films! We're all going to die! Link to post Share on other sites
nuclear_darkness Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I could go for a nice pie, whered that sand wedge go? ive got a zombie infestation? Link to post Share on other sites
DazJW Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Inflammation? I think they have creams for that. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 You have dreams of that? Something wrong with your head, mate. Link to post Share on other sites
XenoBait Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 You have dreams of that? Something wrong with your head, mate. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lead weight? I thought they used sand bags these days Link to post Share on other sites
Pyromaster Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Kate? Who's Kate? You've been watching too much lost. Link to post Share on other sites
101matt1 Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Floss? No, I bought some yesterday. What'd you say Mitsuko? Date? Noooo, I'd love to but I think I'm too young for you. Plus, you are dedicated to G_R. (Probably more like his G36 Intimidator) Link to post Share on other sites
TheKurodaVagrant Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Too much cost!? Boy, back in my day, we couldn't use that kind of grammar. Why, we had to walk FIFTEEN MILES in the snow, uphill BOTH WAYS to get to grammar school! But dagnabbit, we learned the language well! Also back in my day, we NEVER said things at the same time! Link to post Share on other sites
101matt1 Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Also back in my day, we NEVER said things at the same time! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I win! EDIT: Oh yeah, hope you find that dime... Link to post Share on other sites
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