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Make some of these cookies during the holidays. They're awesome!

 

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

 

1 cup of water

lemon juice

1 tsp baking soda

4 large eggs

1 cup of sugar

1 cup nuts

1 tsp salt

2 cups of dried fruit

1 cup of brown sugar

1 bottle Jack Daniel's Whiskey

 

Sample the Jack Daniel's to check quality. Take a large bowl, check

the Jack Daniel's again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,

pour one level cup and drink.

 

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy

bowl.

 

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to

make sure the Jack Daniel's is still OK, try another cup just in case.

 

Tturn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and

chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the

turner.

 

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose

with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniel's to check for tonsisticity.

 

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

 

Check the Jack Daniel's. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your

nuts.

 

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can

find.

 

Greash the oven.

 

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget

to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,

finish the Dack Janiels and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

 

CHERRY MISTMAS

 

Wesst Bishes

 

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The only time JD tastes good is when it's diluted with copious amounts of another alcoholic drink. Fill a small shot glass with JD, fill a pint glass with Budweiser and then gently drop the shot glass down into the Bud without spilling the JD. It's lethal.

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