demon.b Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Make some of these cookies during the holidays. They're awesome! Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water lemon juice 1 tsp baking soda 4 large eggs 1 cup of sugar 1 cup nuts 1 tsp salt 2 cups of dried fruit 1 cup of brown sugar 1 bottle Jack Daniel's Whiskey Sample the Jack Daniel's to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniel's again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Jack Daniel's is still OK, try another cup just in case. Tturn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniel's to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jack Daniel's. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiels and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS Wesst Bishes Link to post Share on other sites
dannyboy Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Amusing it be....though JD is *beep* Link to post Share on other sites
casey_cole Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 JD tastes like toilet cleaner - I have it with red-bull chasers (innit, mush!) CC Link to post Share on other sites
dannyboy Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Can't say I've ever had toilet cleaner, but I imagine it tastes better than JD Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 The only time JD tastes good is when it's diluted with copious amounts of another alcoholic drink. Fill a small shot glass with JD, fill a pint glass with Budweiser and then gently drop the shot glass down into the Bud without spilling the JD. It's lethal. Link to post Share on other sites
dannyboy Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Or just drink good whiskey Link to post Share on other sites
pugboy Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 mmmMM Depth Charges we used to do a similar thing bottle of smirnoff ice poured into a pint glass then topped up wtih stella mm turbo shandy, then all you do is drop a depth charge of after shock in Link to post Share on other sites
dannyboy Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 I seem to recall a strange drink that's somewhat similar, called guerrilla snot? But using a shot of baileys instead... The name suited, it looked foul Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Irish Car Bomb Drop a shot of Baileys into a pint (Guinness or otherwise) then down it. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 JD has its uses - add a shot of it to hot chocolate if you need something to put you to sleep on a cold winter's night. Link to post Share on other sites
toyboy Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Irish Car Bomb Drop a shot of Baileys into a pint (Guinness or otherwise) then down it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't forget the Jamesons! It's not a carbomb without it. Graham Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 I like Jack Daniels as a Double, Straight. Goes down nicely. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 I'm a Jim Beam kinda guy.......JD isn't too bad as a replacement opf Brandy for a hot toddy. Link to post Share on other sites
Gilgamesh0508 Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 havent read anything like that in a while. +++ Link to post Share on other sites
dannyboy Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 I like Jack Daniels as a Double, Straight. Goes down nicely. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You strange strange person. Sorry, but I couldn't drink that *beep* straight if you paid me. Now a double Oban on the other hand.... Link to post Share on other sites
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