It's late - midnight, infact. I am trying to get to sleep, and what happens? My mother's mobile (cellphone to Americans) goes off!

First time it's like, "Why the heck did someone phone at this hour?"... the phone rung off the hook and then phoned again, and again... by the fourth time, I was pretty freaked out. I mean, it could be a family member or friend who's been hurt! So I raced upstairs and picked up the phone...

Missed call messages. Bloody Missed Frickin Call messages. Dated from when? The 13th of October!

I really, really hate technology right now. Apart from my laptop, because it's adorable.