HaVoC Posted November 20, 2004 Report Share Posted November 20, 2004 Found here! Including the growing of Velcro crops, the genetic modification of cats to be flea-repellant, and the handy ZipAlert... Improved Electricity Although modest and retiring by nature, Ken Umbach is a benefactor of mankind. In the spirit of generosity and good will, in the early 1960s he examined social needs and settled upon the improvement of electricity as his project. Soon, though quietly, and unknown to all but a handful of scientists working at the submolecular level (they are very, very tiny scientists), his improved electricity was serving all of humanity--and members of the animal and plant kingdoms. He does not favor fungi, which have received the benefits of improved electricity only recently and second-hand. Improved electricity provides a fresher, more closely modulated current, widely regarded as being nearly as pure as the water in the center of Arctic icebergs. Found this by mistake but it's pretty funny anyway Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted November 20, 2004 Report Share Posted November 20, 2004 hilarious i like The ZIP ALERT but it would have to be the excutive model with free backpack, and the flea resistasnt house cats. Now as they said all they have to invent now is anti cat soup Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted November 20, 2004 Report Share Posted November 20, 2004 the dark bulb, good one Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2004 Hehe yeah, all good stuff. http://www.umbachconsulting.com/ is the other main site I found of his, with a lot of rather rubbish 'satirical' articles, links to an odd 'Squirrel for President!' campaign site, and other stuff. One quality piece on there, however, is this. Link to post Share on other sites
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