Shoes? F**k that. I have consistently failed to buy any footwear for over 2 years now, as Jason will surely attest

What I care about most right now (apart from world peace, the sanctity of god and Burger King) is my new toybox - due to arrive either late on Thursday or midday Friday. I counted; as any good airsoft geek should.

It contain 4 new guns, and more importantly, the means to fully operate another 3 guns to boot.

Yay me. I will have at least 8 fully operational and skirmish-ready AEGs by the end of the week! I'm quite excited.

So what have we got in our pocketses, said the Gollum to the fly ?? Well we have an entirely practical item to start with: The Tokyo Marui MK23 SOCOM. Now this is a quiet pistol, the quietest of all apparently, hence my purchase. I don't especially care for the look of the thing but its practical and that is important, or so they tell me.

So to compensate for this outbreak of sensibility there is also a Tanaka M29 6" HeavyWeight- Dirty Harry style.

Oh yeah. I went there. And while I was there I shot all the men, seduced all the women and commited some despicable acts with the local livestock, I can tell you.

I don't think there are very many guns I could buy that represent less common-sense-per-pound than a Heavyweight Tanaka revolver, and i'm glad I splurged on this one 'cause it f**king rocks

Aside from that we have the other sensible choice in the form of the Marui M3 shorty. I plan on getting the Smokeys handgrip for this so it looks a bit less like the back end of a bus, and then I will have my ultimate shorty shotgun. This should be damn handy as a secondary in game, or just so that I have yet another shotgun, either way its a welcome addition to the Armoury!

And there is something else ..... oh yeah, its a Western Arms pistol Oh dear god I think I may have to desecrate this terminal, its just too cool. -

Being a bit of a beretta fanboy I have decided that my collection simply will not ever be finished/adequate without 2 Cougars, 2 cheetahs, a handful of M92s and a couple of exotic extras.

So the M8045 Blade Cougar is winging its way to me as we speak and I withold any links or pictures because its gonna be that much better in the flesh

And aside from that: a hicap for my Uzi, a battery and hicap for my UMG, a pair of extended (32rd size) M92 Mags for the compensated M190s, and, at last, the MSG90 stock for the HK51 custom monstrosity: It is going to be f**king great, and is in fact the first airsoft gun I ever had, its only taken 4 years or so to get ready, no time at all It should be pretty damn good though, especially considering its me thats done it; just you wait and see .....

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