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At the risk of another rantfest


Boltrig

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Complete and utter *beep*.

 

I mean, seriously...look at this.

 

It is Christmas Eve. You are out shopping for last-minute gifts for little Jimmy and little Susy. You pass a Salvation Army thing and you see Santa. He says "Ha ha ha!"

You say:

What the *fruitcage*, Santa? What you be laffin bout?

Santa says:

I can't say "ho ho ho" anymore because the real hos be complain'

You say:

Wow, Santa, thats total bull-sh!t.

Santa says:

They call me "Satan" now because of this.

 

*Santa rings bell*

 

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