Rulfo Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Why can't George Washington drive a car? Because he's dead. Why can't Sally ride her bicycle? Because she has no legs. These are probably funnier if you're high or drunk but I got a chuckle from the first one. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nice cruel jokes! Love 'em Link to post Share on other sites
Rulfo Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Why did the girl fell of the swing? A= because she didn't got arms. little sister" do you liked mommy soup? big brother" yes, but I'm gonna miss her What is something yellow and red spinning around? A=A chicken in a food processor! Link to post Share on other sites
Rulfo Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Sorry need to make some stupidity of some sort Plz dont hate me!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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