hkmp5roxs Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Why can't George Washington drive a car? Because he's dead. Why can't Sally ride her bicycle? Because she has no legs. These are probably funnier if you're high or drunk but I got a chuckle from the first one. Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 . . . Link to post Share on other sites
cadetrichards Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 I think the rep says it all Link to post Share on other sites
Pablo Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Is this in the wrong topic? Link to post Share on other sites
hkmp5roxs Posted November 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 I told you it was stupid Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 What a waste of time clicking on THIS topic was. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris P Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 What a waste of time clicking on THIS topic was. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You know you want to use the whole "God told me to do it" thing we chatted about on MSN Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 I told you it was stupid <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And for once, you were damn right. Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Take your crappy jokes elsewhere, yuo am not teh funni boi. Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Those jokes were about as funny as a nasty case of hemaroids. Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 I think the rep says it all <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I second this. Furthermore, your "jokes" are not only unfunny, but moraly wrong and politcaly incorrect; and I happen to know about that thing you did...No, I'm not bluffing...The, erm, bad thing, that's which one!~ and BTW, I'm telling Jesus you said that! 'nuff said. (Although I encourage others to help me flame this guy. ) Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Jokes like that arent funny. Seriously, my humour is good, an i failed to produce a verbal laugh, in which case you fail it. Link to post Share on other sites
Robot 2000 Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Link to post Share on other sites
Gene Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 I told you I am stupid <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Were those even worth making a thread about though? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 I told you it was stupid <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We already knew you were, you didn't need to prove it. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 ....I'm speechless Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Why are you still here? Link to post Share on other sites
Napalm Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 wow.. the jokes can be stupid, but i dont see the point in flaming the guy for that.. and i feel that some of the comments made were just to "play alongside the "cool guys" in the forum.." cheers Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 and i feel that some of the comments made were just to "play alongside the "cool guys" in the forum.." cheers <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Uhh, no, I'm asking him why he's still here. Nobody likes him, so what's the point? EDIT: Also, he broke the rules more than once. Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted November 13, 2005 Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 wow.. the jokes can be stupid, but i dont see the point in flaming the guy for that.. and i feel that some of the comments made were just to "play alongside the "cool guys" in the forum.." cheers <{POST_SNAPBACK}> JJ bennet? is that you? Only joking Napalm. This guy (hkmproxors) has a history of misbehavior and rulebreaking thats why he is being flamed. Link to post Share on other sites
Pablo Posted November 13, 2005 Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 wow.. the jokes can be stupid, but i dont see the point in flaming the guy for that.. and i feel that some of the comments made were just to "play alongside the "cool guys" in the forum.." cheers <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Any sugestion that I am cool is fine by me. I want a t-shirt that says "What Would Fonzy Do?", preferably with a picture of the Fonz in mid "Eeeeehhhhhhh!", with thumbs akimbo. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 A woman runs into the golf course shop and exclaims "I was just out on the course and got stung by a wasp!" The golf pro asks "Where?" Still screaming, the woman replies "Between the first and second hole." The pro scratches his head for a moment and replies "I think your stance is too wide." Link to post Share on other sites
DrewLawson Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A woman runs into the golf course shop and exclaims "I was just out on the course and got stung by a wasp!" The golf pro asks "Where?" Still screaming, the woman replies "Between the first and second hole." The pro scratches his head for a moment and replies "I think your stance is too wide." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now those actually made me verbally laugh Link to post Share on other sites
badkarma1354 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 This thread makes baby buddha cry. Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 "Your stance is too wide". Brilliant, Doc! Also, nice pwned pic, Robot. Hmm...It seems that the topic starter am not teh funny boi, indded,; but everyone who replies am! Check out my "New US Gov't. symbol" joke; you lot'll just love it Cheers, ~Matthew. (AKA:The best *fruitcage*-ing shot in North Carolina Airsoft Team~Yea, I'm teh bestest!) Link to post Share on other sites
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