Misfit Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 An executive was stressed out because he had to fire one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, since they were both equally qualified and both excellent workers. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her. He said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied, " I'm sorry sir,but could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache." Link to post Share on other sites
Thechom Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Ohhh, thats so bad it has actually given me a cold! heh heh Link to post Share on other sites
onizuka-gto Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 ...*sigh*.... made me smile though. Link to post Share on other sites
blade3 Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 same here a smile Link to post Share on other sites
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