Zero_DgZ Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 So I'm over at my buddy Reddman's place yesterday to goof around for a bit. He's trying to get his lawn mower started. This thing is an old Craftsman hunk-o-junk, probably about as old as I am. The air filter is cracked. The deck has holes in it. The fuel tank sits at a funny angle. The spark plug is rusty. The grass chute is gone. Well, needless to say the thing won't start. "Do you have any ether?" I ask him. He peruses the collection of junk in his garage. "Nope." I was driving a rental car because mine is undergoing annoying warranty work at the shop. I have not my toolbox or my milk crate of automotive odds and ends, among which is usually a can of starting fluid. "How about any carb cleaner?" More perusal. "Nope." There's a can of green gas sitting on the table in his garage. I grab it and we both sort of look at each other. Beavis and Butthead would be proud. "Alright, let's do it." Off with the air filter. I hold the throttle open and he puts about two seconds worth of gen-u-wine imported propane and silicone right in the carb. Air filter goes back on. I wind up and give it a mighty yank... And the engine sputters to life. One pull. The engine stayed running long enough to do his entire back yard. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Wow, that was pretty stupid. This coming from a kid who made a tennis ball mortar out of 3 Pringles cans. Link to post Share on other sites
Zero_DgZ Posted April 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Lightweight. You're talking to a kid who built this. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Nice. Link to post Share on other sites
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