AirsoftEngineer Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 A pirate does not "go shopping". Unless by "shopping", you mean "killing" Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 Two pirates must never share a bed or a hammock. What if I'm a boy pirate, and she's a hot girl pirate? And on another completely different topic: You Avatar makes me want to go watch pokemon the first movie Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 What if I'm a boy pirate, and she's a hot girl pirate? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Arrrr...no such thing as a girl pirate. By that i assume ye mean a wench, in which case she sleeps on the floor. Link to post Share on other sites
Md0ggyd0g Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Pirate Law: A pirate does not use the word "Fabulous". Ever. That sounds like a fabulous rule to me. Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Soldier Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 AirsoftEnigineer: I thought you were a Ninja Like the very best of us Link to post Share on other sites
AirsoftEngineer Posted October 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Sorry mate, I'm far too loud to be a ninja. If you ask me to quietly assassinate someone, I'll probably bring some granades and a LAW just in case I need to blow a building up. Link to post Share on other sites
Sinner101GR Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 ftw. Link to post Share on other sites
gunyo89 Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Arrrr...no such thing as a girl pirate. By that i assume ye mean a wench, in which case she sleeps on the floor. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> what are you talking about? most of the main pirates in pirates of the carabian were females... you can tell from the long hair and excessive use of eye makeup. and bling. lots and lots of bling Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 what are you talking about? most of the main pirates in pirates of the carabian were females... you can tell from the long hair and excessive use of eye makeup. and bling. lots and lots of bling <{POST_SNAPBACK}> orlando bloom? Link to post Share on other sites
gunyo89 Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 orlando bloom? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> your point? Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Only a pirate is capable of killing another pirate. If you are not a pirate (let's say a ninja) and wish to challenge a pirate, they have a word for that. Corpse. Anakin Turner: But no one can kill a pirate! Qui-Gon Sparrow: If only that were true.... Two pirates must never share a bed or a hammock. It is perfectly acceptable for one pirate to sleep on the floor, or on a pile of treasure. Fortunately for pirates, homosexual relations do not require one to share a bed with another. As we all know, there is no such thing as hot pirate girls. Only pirate Bubbas and their girlfriends, the hot pirate men. If you want hot women, become a ninja. Typical female ninjas: Typical female pirate: Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Jagdraben, you damn well know that hitomi and tina (though her ninja-ness is questionable) pwn both ayane and kasumi in every way. Stop filling our younger arnie's members heads with nonsense. Orlando bloom thing though= for proving my point. Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Neither Tina nor Hitomi are ninja. Ayane and Kasumi are. Deal with it. Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Hmm...everyone has to be something. Tina=shameless wh*re who is stuck on the concept of the american dream. Hitomi=german so idk what the hell she is. Nazi maybe? There, Hitomi am karate. Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Tina = Professional Wrestler who undervalues her father and wants to become a rock star. Hitomi = A German chic with a Japanese name. That in and of itself is sufficient to start killing brain cells. Link to post Share on other sites
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