demon.b Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Just got this in an e-mail, made me chuckle: A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch ######,3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The little white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch ######, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 FTW!! Link to post Share on other sites
dismemberd Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 That was pretty funny Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 That's a good 'un... Link to post Share on other sites
Md0ggyd0g Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Funny....almost too funny. Link to post Share on other sites
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