There are some sick souls out there, and it may come as no surprise to you that many of them are working in marketing departments up and down the country, and all around the world.

I sampled the foul fruit of their insidious labours not even half an hour ago....

What kind of sick son of a b*tch designs, manufactures and markets a rubber hairbrush? I mean c'mon, honestly - this f*cker is going down, come the finish; I mean, if Constantine isn't just being creatively paranoid, and the forces of Heaven and Hell really are gearing up for a scrap and a final judgement -`oh-all-shall-be-damned-or-blessed-before-mine-eyes` - sorta thing, then whoever thought up this puppy is getting a viscious shove off the ledge from God and a hefty welcoming tug from his least favourite ex-employee.

The b*st*rd, and I say that with feeling, must surely have some idea of how hair works, right? He designs hairbrushes. He must have a cursory knowledge of the condition and tactility of hair. Even the most sadistic of bosses wouldn't employ exclusively bald men to design hairbrushes; their self-absorbed weeping noted and gloated over; no, I would have to assume that this was designed, in fact, for use on hair.

By someone, or some people, who have, or have access to, some hair.

Think about how your hair is just after being washed, is it smooth and silky and flowing in seperate strands like it is in shampoo adverts? Like hell it is; it's tangled and messy and it clings to your fingers, and the last thing you need to put anywhere near it is RUBBER! It STICKS to the f**king stuff, and this is a tool that is meant to aid the combing and straightening of hair!!

Okay, maybe rubber isn't, strictly speaking, the last thing you'd ever want to put on your hair, not while acid, vomit and tarmac exist in the world, but in terms of haircare products this is more than a bad choice - this is malevolence incarnate.

Aaaaarrrgh! Your hair, to comb, not possible is it [/yoda]

It's a nightmare, and not just for people like me who have very curly hair that's a foot or more long, anyone with any kind of long-ish hair is going to suffer, and I wonder how many of these bloody things have been sold?! I should be warning people!! Telling newspapers!! Writing entries in a blog!!! ....err...... but anyway

Goddam Jesus Mary and Joseph there is something wrong with the person who designed this. They will suffer by my hand if I ever find out who it is, I can tell you that much.