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    What music are you currently listening to?

    Pearl jam - the fixer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HbCosiTtag Luvely stuff for a dirt bike and a forest lane
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Purely for that stupid bit at 00.13
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    OK a few recent ones concerning adverts. First on the agenda is that stupid Mazda advert, would someone kindly explain to me what the hell is going on in that, some weird looking bloke drives this thing about with a load of rocky horror show audition rejects flying about trying to use some bizarre form of martial arts on it, If you really don't like it that much cut the bull**** run up and kick it, it isn't difficult. It then finishes with "it's fit" ...... OK..... if you insist? Next problem, baby adverts more specifically the Muller little stars advert, everything about it makes me want to burn things. First off they insist on playing the most pathetic cotton wrapped version of "I got life" I've ever heard, they then show all the "darling kidywinks" dancing about with the world around them helping them out at every turn, it's all sunshine butterflies and daisies oh isn't it wonderful now if you'll excuse me I'm going to be sick all over the floor. Why can't we have more adverts like this instead of the usual rubbish. I think that's all for now but no doubt I will come up with more.
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    The X factor is really getting on my nerves I cant escape the bloody thing because one of the idiots who works in the same room as me watches it when the boss isn't looking. Its not just the deluded forty five year olds in the middle of a mid life crisis who sing like a dyson but its the people who get through as well. Its always some twenty one year old who's spent their whole life working in an asbestos mine where their parents were brutally and fatally mauled by a ravenous pygmy goat and now they have this one chance to get out and become the star they always dreamed about, they then proceed to sing "you raise me up" like an angel and after an unnecessarily long "tension building" silence they are admitted through to the sound of much joy and tears, good god it makes you want to vomit.
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Gah computer games, please for f**** sake finish them and then put them on sale not the other way round, ive just bought Bioshock and typically right after installing the bloody thing it asks me to download a patch and now the damned thing wont work at all, every time i start the thing up it gets half way through and then decides it has a problem and asks me if i would like to file an error report, I don't suppose anyone else has a problem like this or any suggestions as how to solve this one?
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    I think this speaks for itself
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    ok there are a few groups of people that really get on my nerves. ambulance chasers why the f*** can we not make a simple mistake without having to pay though our noses and they have stopped all forms of fun at school from happening including school trips. convertists now before i say anything i am not trying to tread on anyones reigious toes. now that thats out of the way convertists somewhere along the road they have "seen the light" and now must make everyone else see the light and they will refuse to go away no matter what you do e.g. a conversation i once had on MSN with some random *beep* that somehow got hold of my addres. him: hello have you been enlightened me: who are you? him: my name is not important have you been enlightened to the heavens gate me: no nor do i wish to him: well it all started many years ago me: i said i dont want to him: a great meteor was put in place to circle the earth at its creation me: look i dont care do you have anything helpful to say him: oh and as i am here tell mm your address and send me $50 and i will send you the book of the heavens gate me: look politeness really dosent seem to work with you so f*** off him:i will expect the payment within a week or it will cost you $74 me:go f*** yourself Him: the great one will not be pleased me: wtf go die you *beep* it went on quite a bit afterwards but in the end i just blocked him all i can assume it was some kind of cult but the guy wouldnt give up i mean just by listning to when i said i wasnt interested would have made me a lot more likely to listen to the rubish he spouted grrrr. and finally mothers against groups just type in mothers against on google and see all the wonderfull different ones you can find. they refuse to listen to anyone that may have any objections to their narrow minded thinking and they are usually against all forms of fun, normally because they were too stuck up and boring when they were younger to have any fun themselves. there much better sorry a bit long but that had been sitting on my chest for a long time.

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