Crandall Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 "When I was still living with my parents, I used to steal my father's porn magazines and hide them in my closet. I eventually grew tired of w*****g to the same magazines, but couldn't easily throw them in the garbage (for risk of being caught), so I drove to an elementary school and left them in a big pile on the playground." And people think I'M wired. Edit: imagine being the teacher trying to explain what the nice man is doing to all 3 women. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hey, that was me! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 I seriously hope not Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 noo, I was just "playin" as they say in teh city! Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Who needs a website like this when everyone has blogs? :lol::lol: Link to post Share on other sites
AqualungJM Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 I am a single mother with a 16 year old son. I sucked off his best friend, who then told my son, who asked me what the hell I was thinking. I denied it at first but finally told him I was thinking his friend was hot and I really wanted to suck his c*ck, so butt the hell out. Now he's mad at me. ............ That's pretty screwy...like, Jerry Springer screwy... Fat people are harder to kidnap. ROFL!!! i sold a sweater yesterday and there was a stain on the sleeve. i also confess that confessions about relationships are really lame. Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 fat people are harder to kidnap ROFL!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> THATS IN THE SIG!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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