401-Keg

[m98man]

LIQUID ASSETS

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year

ago, you will have $49.00 today.

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you

will have $33.00 today.

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one

year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,

drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling

refund, you will have received $52.00.

 

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink

heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

[Mattdk]

Thats really funny.