m98man Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 LIQUID ASSETS If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $52.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. Link to post Share on other sites
Mattdk Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Thats really funny. Link to post Share on other sites
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