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Outbreak of "zombieism" in village in Cambodia, no joke

 

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

 

Okay...if this gets out of hand, we're all f*cked.

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I'd like a pet zombie, good fun to take for walkies. I can put a hockey mask on it to stop it from biting people, And some thick mittens on his hands to stopå it from scratching people. I had one once, it was called Malfred. We had great fun together. Got a bit smelly after a month, due to it falling apart. I still remembered how people got scared and ran away from me and my pet zombie Malfred. One question on the side,

 

I planted some Landmines in my back garden 2months ago, The mine trees haven't grown yet, how long does it usually take for one to grow. All they seem to do is blow up when something touches it, poor Malfred sad.gif

 

 

 

Bah, I'd love a new pet zombie anyway, I'll call this one

Alfred, and I'll teach it to play fetch smile.gif

 

 

Sorry, I just had to post this again :(

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