Dafool

When your body turns to auto fart, and farts anytime anywhere wether you like it, or not. When you go to a propper restauraunt and pay 15 quid for a meal, and get a very huge plate, with a small slice of steak, a table spoon of gravy, a cup shaped pile of mash and some sallad put up nicely. I pay for the food, not for the shape.

Don't worry, I'll use my staple gun and staple it back, when I find it that is? Hopefully it's not being feed to the neighbourghs cat, or rotting in the compost heap, then I'm b*ggered.

I lost my pen!s in the washing machine today, why the hell does mine have to be loose !

People that fart in lifts! If you are going out for a date, and you are nicely dressed, you sstep into a crowded lift, someone has to fart,,,, ruining the lovely stench of my aftershave.... And then it's always ome old lady who does it to..... It's like a law -someone must fart when entering a crowded lift...

to everybody that moans at me and says that I'm spoilt because I work harder than them, and therefor, get alot more.

Rant mode activated ! Okey *badgeress*, you want to commit sucide and you call me a spoilt brat. Well let me tell you a few things, I'm not a spoilt brat, you are, because you arn't happy with what you got and have to moan about it, it's not my freggidy hey fault that I got better grades than you, or that i have a bike. Let's gett things straight here. This is how I got my bike and grades I WORKED YOU CRAZY CRYING SUCIDAL SH!T ! If you want alot, then you have to work alot, moaning will not help. And stop saying I'm spoilt because I work hard. So you got bullied, well I don't give a dancing f*ck, I got bullied too, and I stand here f*cking proud of myself, I never moaned, never told annyone, I just sat down and worked my way out. And it worked. So instead of moaning at me, sit down and get work. And yes I wanted to commit sucide once, til I realised that the only way to get out of the *beep*, is to pull yourself out. And what I brat I was Directed to all moaning kids that I meet before. that now hate me because they say that I'm spoilt

I was planing on using the nutcracker

Yeah, but the point is, can we cästrate him now that he is banned ?

Now that asso is banned, can't we castrate him ?

My b!tch of a teacher gave me the lowest grade in Home Economics, because I put to much baking powder in my muffins,for fun. The muffins pretty much blew up in the oven. What was left of the muffins, I put some cream on and started a food fight, with a guy from another class. It started when my friend pushed me so I dropped it onto this guys shirt.

People use KWA pistol for sex ?? Now I know why some of them have long barrels

WA guns make good tools for smacking insects with, you can kill ants easily with them by using it as a hammer. Holding it by the barrel and hitting the ants with the end of the grip. Also good for throwing at postmen. Rant about slow people in at the lunch que at school. Everytime i go to school i see you lot f*cking freezing, for no reason, infront of the lunch que, blocking up the place. Thanks to you I now know why good gave us the landmines. Cut it out before I start planting mines at school to get rid of you, like god made them for

Ruissan ya ya ! Oo yA motherrussia ya ! Comrads of the sovjet union,,, Yeah true, they did kick *albartroth*, but they did make a few big slips in the begining They thought that we were lying about the Germans starting a attack against them. And another reason why they thought that was that Germany and Russia were allies at the begining of the war. So alot of Ruissans were killed in the begining, but then the Rusiian winter came and gave a freezing h*ll for the Germans.

No, my grand pappy