101matt1 Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 billy: you know that feeling you get when you take a really long dump? bob: no that is just shrapnel in ur butt! Link to post Share on other sites
101matt1 Posted June 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 please boost rep if you find funny. Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 To answer your question, you need fifty real* posts before you can add reputation points to other members. It's in the forum guidelines. *Posts in Humour and Off-Topic do not count. And in reply to this thread: No. Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Not funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Given the blatant begging for rep, are we allowed to give neg rep if we thought it was about as funny as scrotal cancer? Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Given the blatant begging for rep, are we allowed to give neg rep if we thought it was about as funny as scrotal cancer? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I proclaim.... yes. Link to post Share on other sites
101matt1 Posted June 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Im sorry Im sorry.. I NEED REP Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Rep points have as much point as the delete thread. That joke was less funny than scrotal cancer, I survived it only by gnawing one of my own legs off. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 I don't know why the delete thread was locked. I'm just worried now that some crazy fool will actually try and use cheese in the project. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 I know, I'm not too thrilled about a third big bang either. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Oh, I don't know. I can think of a few women who might appreciate it. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Not that kind of big bang, although Kidscotland could pull it off. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Only KidScotland can pull KidScotland off. No mortal could manage it. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Too true, what happened to him anyway? Are we waiting for the 3rd coming of Kidscotland now? Or was that like easter? BTW 101matt1: Read this before asking for Reps Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 KidScotland moves in mysterious ways. It is not for us to question him, merely to do his work. Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 You will use cheese. Failure to do so may result in transdimensional displacement. Or lactose intolerance. Link to post Share on other sites
101matt1 Posted June 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Im sorry im new and just needed some rep. I was wrong and have learned to earn it not ask for it. I plead forgiveness for my mistake. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 And then Kidscotland said to create a sport that was 4x greater than paintball, and he created Airsoft. And all was good, then Kidscotland said: "Let there be something to base these guns off of!" And the firearm was created, and all was good. Then his subordinate, God said, "Let their be someone to pee off airsofters!" And the chav and newbie was created, and Kidscotland cast God off into the unknown, never to return. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Holy Shissnit doesn't 101matt1 Sound like some repwhore? I.E 101matt1; Heey man you got any reps? I'll tell you bad jokes for reps?? I need a hit of reps man! Common me tell bad jokes long tiem. [edit for extra Spedzness] *Noobies procede to run away while the regs decide to take 'care' of him until the mods finally find his cropse floating down a river 10 days later* Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Some of us get reps for being funny, Some for being helpful, some for being Sledge, and some for being HaVoC. Since you were neither, you got Negs, and I forsee many more headed your way, not by me...yet. Yes, I am certain you will receive many negs. I have forseen it. Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 I have forseen that the sun will expand to consume the earth. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Yes, I am certain you will receive many negs. I have forseen it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Hohoho the irony is delectable guys! (he's back to zero guys) Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 NO! Iron cannot be used in the device! Doing so might result in unforseen and extreme sexual perversions! Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 NO! Iron cannot be used in the device! Doing so might result in unforseen and extreme sexual perversions! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> what about vulcanized iron? (IE: steel) eh? Eh?? Link to post Share on other sites
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