Night_raven Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 2 Statues were in a park, and they have been their for over 100 years, so one day an angel came down and goes to them "you have been standing here for 100 years without moaning or complaining, so for 1 hour you can do whatever you want", .. so the 2 statues get down from their podiums, an for the first half hour, go behind a bush for a bonk. After they came out from behind the bush, the angel says to them "you have half an hour to do whatever you want" so, the first statue goes to the second "go grab me a pigeon", and the second statue says "why!?" .. to which the first statue says "so i can *beep* on it's head!". Badum tish! Link to post Share on other sites
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sniper_boi Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 *tumbleweed* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My thoughts exactly. Link to post Share on other sites
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