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About Connery

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    The **** formerly known as viper2681

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  • Airsofter since
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    This isn't a car.
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    I like long walks on the beach, PiƱa Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
  1. Connery

    SMG Picture Thread

    I like it, it's good. Can't tell durability yet, I just got it yesterday. Once I figure out how to get the muzzle off, I'm going to transfer over the Non-Hardkick internals from one of the TMPs not pictured.
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    SMG Picture Thread

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    What music are you currently listening to?

    Tribute, Tenacious D
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    Send in the CLONES

    WHY do people insist on buying clone guns? If they're awesome internally, they're *suitcasey* externally, and never seem to work. If they're awesome externally, then they're *beep* on the internals. People need to get it through their skulls if they want a truly amazing bit of kit, they need to BUILD IT THEMSELVES. Then, if it doesn't work, the only person they can complain to are themselves, because they were stupid enough to think that they could do it on their own, instead of blaming the shop and shopkeepers that their gun isn't working because we sold them inferior products. IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT YOU DECIDED TO SPEND $140 ON SOMETHING WE TOLD YOU WOULD BREAK QUICKLY INSTEAD OF $250 ON SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN DROP ON A ROCK AND WON'T DECIDE TO BECOME A GIGANTIC PAPERWEIGHT.
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    People who refer to themselves in third person.
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Women. Stop sending mixed messages, dammit.
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    So I get home, and I'm tired as hell. Then I realize, "Wait, I think I left my gas in the car." Then I remember I loaned it to a kid, and grabbed another can. Also, visiting old workplaces is fun. Making friends/former coworkers feel uncomfortable because I'm casually chatting with someone who always seems mad is awesome. Oh, and I hate kids.
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    So to start off this blog of uselessness, I've bought a Tanio Koba USP .40 with four magazines off a friend for $150. mojo has told me that I can only use 134a in it, so naturally I've used Green. Has VERY good kick, and I now have a use for that G&G SS100 suppressor I bought off n00bTard. With the suppressor, it's actually pretty quiet. Not as quiet as the P99, but still really soft. If anyone wants to make an offer on one of my guns, go ahead and do so. If the price is right, I'll sell it to you, but chances are the answer is no. THAT MEANS YOU DONUT, YOU AREN'T GETTING MY P90. Oh, and the Daft Punk movie is like watching Beck on crack.
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    A couple of days ago, while logged onto MSN, I recieved a notice that 'A newer version is available. You must install the newer version in order to continue. Would you like to do this now?' What kind of ###### is this, the only reason why I still used MSNM was because 7.5 was still supported. WLM is just ######. Seriously, it's almost like they decided to go ahead and make everything I liked about 7.5 into garbage. The text background isn't opaque enough (and it's not adjustable), the interface as a whole is ugly and memory consuming, msgplus doesn't support StuffPlug anymore, which means I'm forced to look at ads and *beep* all the time. what the *fruitcage*, seriously. 7.5 is superior to WLM in every way. But now that I have a bunch of friends on MSN and not AIM, I'm forced to update to WLM in order to stay in touch with them. Microsoft managed to *fruitcage* up again.
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    America, lol.
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Fees, shorty! Fees!
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    People who think that just because they make one or two posts on the internets, it all of a sudden belongs to them, therefore they are always right and everyone else, including that guy that works at the shop, is wrong, because the owner of the interwebs is correct 900% of the time.
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    As funny as you're trying to be, I'm not talking about you this time.
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    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    What is it with idiots and talking to you over IM programs? I mean, seriously, they ask you one thing, you help them that one time, and suddenly you're the most talkative person in the world to them. Won't leave you alone, every time they sign on it's, "sup," and not even proper txt spk sometimes. And I can't just tell the guy to stuff it, because usually after the long, moronic babble, there's a relevant question to something. I don't gotta listen to your lifes' story before trying to help you with your original question, which was, "what am bestest gnu?" Oh, and of course the babble comes when I'm trying to relax. Never when I'm ready for it.

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