pacino Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Sorry- this is a little long. Two mates are walkin' their dogs in a park: one has a Rottweiler, the other has a Chihuahua. The Rottweiler dude says, "Lets go for lunch in that new restaurant around the corner." His mate with the Chihuahua says, " Man, it's a posh restaurant- we ain't gonna be allowed in with these dogs!" The guy with the Rottweiler says calmly :" Just follow me and do what I do.." So they get around the corner from the restaurant, and Rottweiler guy puts on some dark glasses and walks up to the maitre'd like Stevie Wonder, watched carefully by his mate. Maitre'd: "Sorry sir, no dogs allowed." Guy: "No no no you don't understand, this is my guide dog..." Maitre'd: "Sir, it's a Rottweiler...." Guy: I know, it's a new thing. We're phasing out Labradors and being a Rottweiler it can defend me if I get attacked." Maitre'd: "Fair enough sir, in you go." His mate around the corner with his Chihuahua now puts on his dark glasses and walks up to the Maitre'd in the same manner, altho a bit more exaggerated like Ray Charles. Maitre'd: "Sorry sir, no dogs allowed." Man: "No no no no, you don't understand- this is my guide dog..." The Maitre'd looks down. Maitre'd: "Come on sir, it's a Chihuahua." The man shouts- "WHAT!! WHAT!! They gave me a CHIHUAHUA?????? I'll get me coat. Link to post Share on other sites
dannyboy Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Hehee Link to post Share on other sites
massacreman Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Yeah, you get your coat. Link to post Share on other sites
pacino Posted August 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Yeah, you get your coat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll get me coat if you get the cheque.... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 I will only get the cheque if you are a good looking girl! Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 how about i solve this argument by taking the cheque *yoinks cheque* Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 WOOHOO FREE LUNCH!! Link to post Share on other sites
pacino Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 I will only get the cheque if you are a good looking girl! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> With a name like Pacino?? Man, I'm one cat you DON'T stroke...! Thanks for the offer tho! Link to post Share on other sites
AirsoftEngineer Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 So who DOES stroke you? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 The big dog down the road? Link to post Share on other sites
pacino Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 The big dog down the road? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol Yeah, I'm renowned for that. Only Rottweilers tho'! Link to post Share on other sites
Staceh Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 you like 'em big n butch then? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 I'm big and butch. Link to post Share on other sites
pacino Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 I'm big and butch. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ok, now I am offficially weirded out. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Score! Link to post Share on other sites
pacino Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Ouch Cap'n! Just like Kurt Cobain....Always shootin' off his mouth! MASSIVE apologies to all you Nirvana fans... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Right, you gonna get repped for that one!! How do you like that, huh? You like it? SAY MY NAME!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Md0ggyd0g Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Guys...can we stop the dating forums here? I puke enough from football, I don't need this to suppliment that. Link to post Share on other sites
pacino Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 AGREED!!! Knock it off Cap'n. People are talkin'!! Back to the jokes. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Joe Pasquale Link to post Share on other sites
DanMc Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 joke turned date type thing what a topic this turned out to be Link to post Share on other sites
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