phoenix360mute Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 ok, after a few nights in with the boys, there was a few things that really cracked me up, and if you also have any, then tell em here ok here goes first is a little story to tell your mate goes like this you:ok man, i got a well good story to tell you about my mates dad who went to a tommy cooper show mate: oh go on then, tommy cooper is the 111one111 ect ect you: ok then, his dad was in the front row, and tommy cooper sais to the audience, ok then, im gonna need a watch for my next trick, then he points to my mates dad and sais "you sir, you have a liovely watch, mind if i borrow it" but my mates dad was nervouse as it was his dead wifes last gift to him mate: awwwwwwwww you: *slap* shut the hell up, im talking (or something similar) ok then, so he gives tommy cooper the watch, and then Mr copper sais "ok audience, heres the magic trick, i place the watch under this velvet cloth, and then i smash down on the cloth with this mallet" and he does, then when he lifts the cloth, the watch is shattered into a thousand peices, my mates dad was horrified, and at the end of the show he went back stage and talk to Mr copper, Mr copper said "sorry about that, my assistant will give you some tea and doughnuts while i get ready and we can talk about this" so, naturally, Mr coopers assistant came out with a tray of tea and doughtnuts, and said "he wont be a second, he just has to change quickly and he will be right out, but please help yourself to a drink and some snacks", so, my mates dad had a sip of tea and then, he took a bite of the doughnut, but you will never beleive what was in it mate: the watch? you: *slap* no, jam you fool ok heres another one you: hey mate, what do you have if you got nuts on the wall? mate (either) i dont know? (or) wallnuts you (either) wallnuts) (or) correctamundo you: so what do you have if you put nuts on your chest (implying that your mate has a brain) mate: chestnuts you: correctamundo again billy boi you: ok then, what do you have if you got nuts on your chin? mate: chin nuts????? you: *slap* no you fool, you got a ###### in your mouth Link to post Share on other sites
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pillow_pwnage Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 I'd feel more appropriate laughing at dead soldiers. Link to post Share on other sites
phoenix360mute Posted September 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 bugger Link to post Share on other sites
slacky Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 second one was alright, Link to post Share on other sites
Shard Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 *snip*QFT Link to post Share on other sites
Meathead316 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 the last one made me chuckle a tiny bit, but not as much as the picture of tumbleweed Link to post Share on other sites
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