Sledge Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 26. Never tell a German soldier that “We kicked your *albatross* in World War 2!” But it's factually correct. 77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for." I figure this would work on American troops. 152. The following items do not exist: Keys to the Drop Zone, A box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, or Chem-Light ® batteries. Why not? 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot. And that's what's wrong with the American military. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quoted just because it annoyed tgrillo enough to -1 me more than a year after first posting it. Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 (off my own list, Compton's Laws, continued from the 213 not to do in the U.S. Army) 318: I may not commandeer a camel for "official United States Government operations". 297: our nightly games of "fort" and "flashlight tag" in the barracks are hereby canceled. 236: May not lead a "T.P." mission on the officers' barracks. 217: May not us a U.S. Military Satelite to take pictures for MySpace. 224: May not operate a U.S. Humvee while listening to "Ridin'" by Chamillionare. Link to post Share on other sites
Sale Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 I had "Ride of the Valkyries" mp3 on my cell phone. Playing it through a loudspeaker when entering the camp in an APC was not allowed after the first time. -Sale Link to post Share on other sites
samuel Posted February 24, 2007 Report Share Posted February 24, 2007 101. I am not allowed to mount a bayonet on a crew-served weapon awwwwwwwwwwwwww Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 318: I may not commandeer a camel for "official United States Government operations". 217: May not us a U.S. Military Satelite to take pictures for MySpace. 224: May not operate a U.S. Humvee while listening to "Ridin'" by Chamillionare. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Post the whole list somewhere, wouldya? Link to post Share on other sites
pbunyan Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 theres a link to it in the first post here it is again Link to post Share on other sites
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