Dr Barrie Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse in his Holden ute, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad or your mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant". The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the boar,- - but I don't know how much he charges for Howard Link to post Share on other sites
Shardik Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 One must need a country sense of humour. Link to post Share on other sites
steaktipz Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 lol Link to post Share on other sites
aznriptide859 Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 ROFL. Sounds like something that'd happen here in the deep South too... Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 I live in the country... And I would do it for a fiver and a can of spesh Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 I would do it for the lulz. Link to post Share on other sites
adadqgg Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 ROFL. Sounds like something that'd happen here in the deep South too... You know it is in the deep South when you see people with wheels on their houses but no wheel on their trucks. Link to post Share on other sites
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