amateurstuntman

Look, you seem to have a handle on this but here's my perspective. You might think somebody is perfect for you but if they don't have feelings for you they can't be. Best case, you are only half way there. There will be someone out there who you feel that way about but who also feels that way about you. That's perfect. It is out there, you just have to wade through a a sea of *suitcase* to find it.

They come from the Coop and are not as good as the real ones.

The other day I was in Asda walking along the centre (transverse) aisle and a woman walked backwards/sideways out of one of the standard (longitudinal) aisles pulling her trolley from the front and not looking where she was going. Her child was pushing it from the front. I saw her coming and I knew she was going to hit me with the trolley. For some reason I decided not to avoid her. The trolley wheel hit my foot and the trolley stopped. Her child head-butted the handle with his teeth and she fell over. Sometimes you just want to watch the world burn. It's a good sign that you feel bad about it. That turd of a kitchen troll won't feel bad about the harm they cause because they are human and humans are (on the whole) garbage.

Second vote for the Anker ones. They are awesome.

Good point. My revenge from beyond the grave is that you'll never have money again.

You live, like, 15 miles from me. Pop round, kill me, pry the label maker from the previously mentioned cold, dead, hand. Or ask to borrow it....

It's a bit pricey but you will only get my Dymo Rhino label maker out of my cold, dead hand. It takes the Dymo industrial grade label cartridges which are an order of magnitude better. I have black on orange, black on transparent, black on white self amalgamating wire wrap and black on yellow heat shrink tube. Soooooo good. It is also able to be plugged into a PC and shows up as a printer.

I will eat and drink anything my wife brings me. She has been a lot more healthy since we cut the lactose out. I'm happy for her. To be honest, if I want a cup of tea I will use my ingenuitea to make a cup of black Oolong or Lapsang or similar with no sugar but I keep it at work.

Due to the health issues the wife has moved me from my usual 20 fl oz mug with Broke Bond tea, whole milk and 3 sugars to Rooibos with soy "milk" and no sugar. In many ways it is worse than no tea. It makes you think of tea. But isn't tea.

There has to be some way of pressuring the insurance companies into providing some kind of cover. It would be good press for them, a feel good story as the entire world slides into the apocalypse. You want to find one of the companies that has some kind of hipster, good guy public persona and push them into a corner. Perhaps with some kind of Reddit/Facebook indignation.

Quite.

I can pull hair out of my face, body, anywhere. It makes guys at work retch when I yank a load of hair out of a nostril without flinching.

Dang. That's a lot of pressure. You should see the stuff I have at work that would be really useful in a zombocalypse. Like 50 cubic meters of diesel. Trucks, boats, armoured vehicles, diggers, cement, hydrated lime, construction materials. Awesome.

I have 200l of rain water and a purifier. I also have access to a generator.

I was being a bouncer and he was being a drunk glaswegian.