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About shmook

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    I'm a Prussian Duke, you know...

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    how you doin?
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    gas guzzlers



    sci fi - casual fan

    more beer

    dressing up in dpm and playing war, obviously!

    crawling on my belly in a ghillie suit for hours... then getting lit up by the unseen foe. curses!

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  1. shmook

    Quality Chargers?

    I got mine just before the clones appeared. Didn't know it was that bad now, sorry. Also, l get your sentiment on CATs. Also paid nearly 20 quid for one years ago. I want a couple more but just don't trust anyone to be real...
  2. shmook

    Quality Chargers?

    I use an imax b6, and most people I know do also. Full of features, charges anything, and was about 20 quid delivered! Edit, you can set it to do a 'storage charge' for batteries that won't be used for a while too 🙂
  3. shmook

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    What hardcore said. It's a rubbish time, sorry to hear you're going through it bud ☚ī¸
  4. shmook

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Good luck 👍
  5. shmook

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    This may sound *suitcase* - and I don't mean it to - but is that a restriction? If she's in, can you not go and get it twixt visiting hours? Would it not be an embuggarance to delay collecting it to another day, or does she have to be there in person as its mobility? Again, not trying to rile you, and I'm sure you can think practically...! Edit, besides that, that sucks. Sorry to hear it ☚ī¸
  6. shmook

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    I'm too old and too grumpy to deal whit *suitcase* like that. If he was on my field, he would be eating that setup, and the tank would be inserted up his *albartroth*. I hate twats.
  7. shmook

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Old? OLD? I'll tell you about old! Regarding jobs, at least you are employed, which as its not ideal, it gives you some wiggle room to find something else. There is work out there, honest. You just have to keep pecking away. A platitude, I know, but it's true. Mood-wise, do you talk to your wife about how you feel? If not, do. Or at least someone. I've seen first hand how bottling things up can be damaging to your mindset, and it can spiral. You are a strong, independent woman who don't need no man. Wait, no... As for the booze going wrong, that's a simple fix. Just tip it and buy a case of fosters...
  8. shmook

    Schnitzel with noodles - what made you smile today?

    That is excellent news, twitch! Well done!
  9. shmook

    Schnitzel with noodles - what made you smile today?

    IT WAS A COMPLIMENT! I meant they just wade in and start spam-moderating without any sort of justification, whereas you are the most fair and just of moderators, who controls a forum with the lightest of touches, yet you can feel the power behind them... 😂😂
  10. shmook

    Schnitzel with noodles - what made you smile today?

    That is excellent work from her, I'm really impressed 😀 Edit, it won't mean anything I'm sure, but please pass my congratulations on to her when you can!
  11. shmook

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Hedge, that's *suitcase*. It really is and I'm so sorry to hear it. I know the situation you're in, but I had basically a free pass when my dad and wife were in, the staff were great. Not rubbing it in, what I mean is maybe this one was just a horror, and you will get decent staff from now on. Keep up with the letter, kick it as far as you can. If you can be bothered, maybe contact the local rag and tell them, and if the hospital has social media, go for that. They hate bad publicity. Also, insider tip. Hospital security are big, but can't go hands on. This is why they are big, to intimidate without contact. They used to call us if a customer got stroppy, because their hands are tied... If you refuse to go, they can't lift you off the premises. Maybe get a discreet body camera for your side of the story. I know that's not at the forefront of your mind, but it may cover your *albartroth*. Holler if you need to bud, happy to chat. Edit, valentines day. Have this â™Ĩ
  12. shmook

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Well done!
  13. shmook

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    I love UK Black Friday. you get 10-20% off a product that has suddenly been marked up 75% the day before. 😎 I've not seen a good deal yet, in the last few years 'we' have adopted it. It's always funny watching chavs twat each other over 2 quid off a 36 inch tv though. I do love watching chavs twat each other...!
  14. shmook

    Schnitzel with noodles - what made you smile today?

    It's a terrible rag, I should have got myself banned ages ago!

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