OH NOES!

[visionviper]

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following

news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment

community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection

and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

 

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities

turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry

Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and

Captain Crunch.

 

The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the

eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much

he was kneaded.

 

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled

with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much

of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at

times he still, was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model

for millions.

 

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough

and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by

his elderly dad, Pop Tart.

 

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

[Night_raven]

Hehe very good

[Samm]

vat zee fook?

[DrewLawson]

Good joke