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madnuke

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Hi, long term lurker untill it required registration. I've always had a intrest in airsoft I've just got my first AEG as a present I think its only a cheap Umarex one. Still I'm intrested in getting a better one if I get intrested.

 

Well hullo, and you all make me feel poor with your uber guns. :P

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BB's? Cardboard guns? I bet you ride bloody horses too! Rich types!

 

I'm so poor that I don't even go skirmishing! I just bash my shins with a bit of wood, rub all my clothes in filth and flick myself in the neck and face with an elastic band*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*When I have enough to buy one.

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Pah! Dreaming is for the upper classes!

 

I work 23 hours a day down the local mine - chipping the coal from the slimy, dank walls with my bare teeth!

 

Well - actually, I had to sell my own teeth to buy a handful of gravel to feed my family one week - so I'm using the jaw-bone of a dead-dog I found on the M5 stuffed into my own mouth.

 

The other hour is spent walking home to deliver my earnings - 3 new pennies - to my starving, emaciated family as they shiver in the corner of a packing case under Newhouse Bridge!

 

No! I can better all that! I'm so poor that I re-use BB's!

 

(btw. welcome to Arnies)

 

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