Ivery Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Came across this last night: http://ashbusstop.org/home.html This is satire going a little too far I think - gallow homour at its most morbid!!!! Either that, or it's competely serious, in which case the worlds just got a whole lot stranger. Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Are you trying to tell me something? But really, thats quite disturbing... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 I'm too scared to read past the title page... Going to hide under the bed now. Link to post Share on other sites
The Quarter-master Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 had a brief read, most disturbing i must say. *kills himself* Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 ya think thats disturbing, I've got something kinda funny! My mom used to work in a law firm, and they had this guy that killed himself from helium (when helium gets in your blood or something like that it kills you instantly I think?). He had a lot of unsetteled taxes. They were wondering where he got the idea of helium, so they searched the internet. They found a site with 5 and a half PAGES of instructions, with how to kill yourself with helium. The funny thing though was at the end it said in big, bold print "Please follow all directions, failure to do so could result in brain damage" WTF??? Link to post Share on other sites
Ivery Posted January 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 It gets worse, there's a link from that site to this: http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/ Am I missing some crucial point and being completely stupid, or are these guys serious, in which case.... Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 That was the F*ckin website, could never forget that name!! Nice find Ivery! "You want to puree the brainstem. The shotgun can throw a lot more destruction at the target than a 9mm. Buckshot will do, but consider a turkey load" Okay these people are seriousily messed up! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 O...k... Someone please stop the world, I'd like to get off now. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 scary stuff- I imagine it is real, why bother putting so much effort and money into a joke site Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 ohh noo it's real its definetily real! "green technology suicide machine As you may be aware, California has been having problems with power shortages. The problem is such that periodically the power companies shut off power to portions of the state for a few hours at a time. Nothing wrong with that, but it *is* mighty irksome to go to the trouble of filling your bathtub, plugging the toaster into an extra long extension cord and being seconds away from that home-remedy shock treatment you've been planning--only to have to wait 2-3 hours for the power to come back on. By then the water has turned cold and you're too depressed to drain the tub and start again. A solution, of course, would be to choose a method that doesn't depend on the community power grid. Which is why i propose the following: First, get yourself a bunch of squirrels. This is a resource that California has in abundance, the population in the north being heaviest around Walnut Creek and in the south there have been fine specimens reported to have come out of Brea, and there's bound to be other areas rich in this natural resource. Toss the squirrels into a squirrel cage (2 meter diameter minimum please; forcing them to hunch over can adversely affect performance) and dump your weight in peanuts into a giant waring blender. The squirrels, seeing the peanuts through the glass wall of the blender, try to run toward it. A series of gears hooked up to the cage turns the mechanism of the blender which grinds the contents. When this finally forms peanut butter the increased viscosity of the blender's contents strains a turn screw in the series of gears, causing it to snap. The pieces fall, hitting a roadrunner in the head, causing it to run away. A string tied to one of its legs yanks the blender, causing it to tip and spill its contents all over your head. However, the string stops the bird, so it turns and runs in the other direction, and a string tied to the other leg pulls open the door to the squirrel cage. The squirrels pop out and, not being terribly discriminating about what they put in their mouths, bite you to death as they try to eat the peanut butter." Umm okay maybe its... not... real Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Ok, I read Bizarre every month. Somehow, that is more disturbing than all the pictures of mutant animals and burn victims I've ever seen. *Shudders* Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 This seems weird "Steven Last update: Tuesday, September 11, 2001 07:47 AM" This guy killed himself on that day, what like 3 hours before the Planes crashed into the buildings, it's also my birthday, which I have been tormented for the past 3 years about, and having a pile of guns in my room doesn't do much for my defense that i'm not a terrorist! I wonder if terrorists like yogurt? Link to post Share on other sites
Ivery Posted January 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 I wonder if terrorists like yogurt? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Definitely, the bio active kind! Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 again, that doesn't support my defense that i'm not a terrorist, what am i eating now? Yogurt! Link to post Share on other sites
The Quarter-master Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 again, that doesn't support my defense that i'm not a terrorist, what am i eating now? Yogurt! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yes all those terroists and their bio yogurt! ? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Yougurt-eating... *Blows up building with rocket launcher* Think I got him. Link to post Share on other sites
The Quarter-master Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 *lobs grenade into rubble* just to be on the safe side! Edit: because im a berk and can't spell! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 You can never be too careful with yogurt eaters. *Draws Magnum* Trust me, I know what I'm doing. Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Ohh woo is me, I must be a terrorist because, I found an empty bottle of starbucks frappuccino next to me, only terrorists would support such a corupt company such as starbucks! Whats next for me? will I start buying ringtones for my phone, from jamster? Ohh Noo!! LOL Link to post Share on other sites
The Quarter-master Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Trust me, I know what I'm doing Quoted for sledge hammerness! Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Quarter-Master, whats "Rumble" Waitis everyone shooting at me. I heard shoothing, and rockets, but i was too busy hiding in my spider hole! Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 *sing song* crandall's a terrorist crandall's a terrorist crandall's a terrorist crandall's a terrorist Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 thanks everyone your too kind! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Rumble: Decepticon demolition expert. Has piledrivers to create Earthquakes. Transforms into a cassette and is carried by Soundwave. What "shoothing" is however... Link to post Share on other sites
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