Doomsday Device Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point ahair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, Run for your lives! They're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. It's called therapy. I found this on the interwebs and I thought of you guys Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 lol, that was pretty chuckle-worthy Link to post Share on other sites
evilliboba Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". Hahaha. My friend have something like that except it is "in my pants." 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, Run for your lives! They're loose!! Hee hee. No one here would do that Link to post Share on other sites
PennerAufBank Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 I loled, in accordance to the prophecy. Link to post Share on other sites
Md0ggyd0g Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Funny Link to post Share on other sites
casey_cole Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 hehe cc [/8] Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Meh, ripped from craig charles book "the log". Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Call the pen hooked in your top poket for easy reach your "quickdraw pen" mutter untill somone says "what" then reply "yes, it is a bit warm isnt it." Post on a thread about a spam e-mail Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Constantly refer to yourself as "the thing that goes bump in the night" Get 2 cell phones and call one of them with the other. Yell at yourself through the phone in public. Eat fat-free pringles Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Eat fat-free pringles <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No thanks. Not into Anal Lube. Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Hence why it's in a thread about how to be insane Link to post Share on other sites
MagicalNinjaBuddy Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 I've got one way to maintain a healthy level of insanity. Exist. Oh wait, thats the unhealthy kind. MY MISTAKE Link to post Share on other sites
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