Well, she's been and gone, so whew. Had my P226 in my croosdraw vest in the cupboard, which was in front of the boxes for my G36C and UTG shottie. The carbine and the shottie were behind the door, which i kept open, and i wrapped my M190 in my Viper drop-leg holster and put that in a drawer. Close the cupboard doors, and hey presto, no more airsoft. Cept my helmet and goggles, i just left them on the side. Figured she'd think, "Students, huh, random", and it worked. Not a word. Now all i gotta do is work out how to pay the rent and get my M190 fixed at the same time...