Silent_Assassin

Hey guys, I've just started to get back into airsofting after a friend of mine recently started. It's got to have been at least 6 years since I last played, after breaking my foot which put me out of action for a while. Thought I'd get onto good old Arnies to swot up on the latest tech but I've found it a bit quiet.

Just thought I'd share my feelings about a roundabout and junction off to Spondon on the A52 near Derby. Note the lack of lines to mark lanes on the roundabout in the red box. Also, any traffic joining the A52 (RED) has to cross the path of any traffic leaving the A52 (GREEN) to go to Spondon. This junction is notorious for accidents yet nothing has been done Josh

I don't like it when your out with a few mates having a good time but then you have to call it a night 'cause you've got work in the morning I got a text at about 7pm from an ex/friend asking if I fancied going for a drive 'cause shes just passed her test. So we end up in a pub having a few drinks (shes drinking J2O BTW) and she says that shes scared of driving home in the dark on her own and asks if I want to go back to hers So what do I do? I decline because I've got work tomorrow and a semi-important client meeting But I have arranged to meet her tomorrow so we'll see where it goes from there So there you go guys, I could be knuckle deep in vag right now but I decided to do the right thing instead. Goddamn conscience Josh

We've got some decent clubs in Nottingham but they all tend to play the same 'Now top 40' tunes and have the same type of people. There is one metal/rock club called Rock City which is pretty good but I really miss 'The Works' which got closed down a few years ago. It was the only club in Notts to have more than 2 floors of music Josh

I think your looking for mildly crazy. Not crazy enough to try and kill herself if you ever leave, but enought to never cheat or mess you about. Try dating a girl whos a few leagues lower than you Josh

I think all women are bonkers. My last girlfriend ended up in A&E after cutting her wrists when I broke up with her . and my girlfriend before her cried after we had sex because she never wanted me to leave her I'm gonna start psych evaluating all the girls I go on dates with from now on! Josh

I think I'll stick with being the head of business communications Josh

I WORK for an advertising/marketing company I don't actually sell anything. Infact tell a lie I did make a sale the other day by accident . I was chatting to a plumber who was giving a quote to re-fit my parents bathroom and he asked what I did, so I showed him and he said "Thats *fruitcage* fantastic! How soon can you do that for me?". I was like "Erm, I'll have someone from sales call you tomorrow" Josh

I haven't posted in this topic before so I think its about time I did. I bloody hate it when people automatically assume that your trying to sell them something when they know you work for an advertising/marketing company. Today the boss asked me to find a garage that could service our fleet (4 reps cars and 2 cars belonging to the directors). I remembered a place that my friend took her car to the week before and decided to give a call to the owner as we had spoken before about him advertising with us and so he knew who I was and who I worked for (a local directory company). The call pretty much went like this... Me: Hi it's Josh from (company name). We spoke the other week when I came to pick up my friends car. Garage owner: Oh right, listen mate like I said before I'm not interested in advertising. Me: Oh no I'm not calling about tha..... Garage owner: I told you I'm not interested. I'm busy, I've got to go. (And then he hung up.) Now I figure that its just a bit of a mis-understanding so I call back... Me: It's Josh again, I... Garage Owner: I've just bloody told you I'm not interested in *fruitcage* advertising! (And then he hung up again!) At this point the director came into my office as he had overheard the call and wanted to know what the problem was to which I explained that the garage owner thinks I'm trying to flog him advertising space. So my boss give the garage a call himself which went like this... My boss: Hi this is (Boss's name), I'm the director of (company name). Garage owner: Oh right, how can I help? My boss: I've just asked one of my managers to call you as I've got a 6 car fleet which needs a full service. However after the way you've just treated him you can *fruitcage* right off becuse I'm going elsewhere! (And then my boss hung up). The way I figure it that guy lost out on about £1k's worth of work just because he didn't listen , but this kind of thing happens to me every day. Assumption is the mother of all *fruitcage* up's! Josh

I've just sold my DE M56 so before I packed it up ready for shipping I had a play around with some bits out my spares box. Here's what I came up with... Here's my parts list, nothing fancy... Clone RedDot Velcro backed shell holder held on by electrical tape Barrel mounted flashlight mount Maglite torch I tried it out around the house with the lights off and It is quite effective. The spare shells are within easy reach (if mounted the other way, and the Maglite and reddot work well together (the maglite has an LED bulb so its not too bright). I'm just sad that I've had to let it go Josh

JG G36c w/ stock removed + a 140rnd mid cap I don't go for the full ghillie suit as I prefer to just camo up. I supose this makes me a kinda sniper/assault guy. Josh

If I'm sniping then I use:- SL9 with 2 locaps & 1 hicap as a primary MP5k with 4 MP5 locap mags as secondary If I'm CQB or woodland then I use:- M4 with 5 locaps CA870m with 2 20 round mags M190 with 3 mags