Sledge Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 I've known complete morons who are still capable of reading a prepared speech without making tits of themselves... ...But that's a topic for another thread Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 So what? If you're not good at public speaking, does that have any influence on how good at doing anything else you are? If I were gay, would I be worse at driving a car? No. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Must... refrain... from... off topic... stuff.... Nyahh!!! The man can't open his mouth without suggesting he has been the victim of a full-frontal lobotomy. This is a worrying sign, even before you take his alcoholism and inability to outwit salted snacks into account. Damn. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 This is a worrying sign, even before you take his alcoholism and inability to outwit salted snacks into account. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh no, he choked on a pretzel. Clearly, then, he must be stupid. No-one else would ever choke on a pretzel, would they..? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 I never have. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 You've never choked on food? Crikey, you may want to get in touch with the Guiness Book Of Records... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 I've never choked on a pretzel. I am therefore mocking Bush for failing to achieve something simple that I can proudly boast. That, and his aforementioned verbal diarrhea problems. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 But you swear far more then he does, you *fruitcage*! *fruitcage* *fruitcage* with the *fruitcage* *fruitcage* *fruitcage*'s *fruitcage*. Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 And for the record, Mr. Connery drank Coke, the REAL mans drink. THAT'S why he has such a hairy chest. The women love it! Drink Coke! Get women! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Bet Connery never choked on a pretzel either... *Feels hairy chest on back* So, anyway, Coke! Link to post Share on other sites
EverReadyEverWil Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 (The answer is coke....) Link to post Share on other sites
AqualungJM Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Sigh... Ok, yes, I hold stock in the company... -WMH Oooo...not the best choice to hold stock in. Coca-Cola(as good as they are) have run them selves into a corner, as raising or lowering their prices could have a negative effect on their business. ... sorry, just thought I would say... Link to post Share on other sites
andthestoryends Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 this thread is amazing. Link to post Share on other sites
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