Ed Smasher Posted April 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Hehe good one Blitz, try looking elsewhere then Xmas crackers Link to post Share on other sites
gazchap Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Its been 20 years since The Great Flood, and Noah and his family are farming on their new land and just generally being good guys. All of a sudden, God appears and tells Noah that he must build a second ark. "Another one? Why?", said Noah. "I'm not going to go into the reasons why, but listen up. I want this ark to be much bigger than the other one, with at least 5 floors.", replied God. "5 floors???", said Noah in disbelief. "Yes, 5. I don't want you to take along two of each animal this time either, it needs to be filled with fish. 'Pack it to the gills' with fish", said God, chuckling to himself because of the pun. "Riiighht...", said Noah, "whatever you say boss. Please tell me why though, I'll die of curiousity otherwise!" God thought for a while and decided that he may as well tell Noah what it was all about. "Well, Noah, it's just that... ...I've always wanted my own multi-storey carp ark." Link to post Share on other sites
Kosac Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 ROFLLE bad but funny Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Gaz chap- worst.joke.ever Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Smasher Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 What's orange and looks good on Hippies? answer later Link to post Share on other sites
Kosac Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 let me guess um.... napalm? Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Smasher Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Close, but wrong! It's FIRE! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 no thats more for bands like busted really Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Smasher Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 no thats more for bands like busted really <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah, for them I save the burning crucifix + arsenic coated coffin nails. Link to post Share on other sites
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