Tef Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 might be done before but i will write it anyway. there were 3 armed bank robbers just robbed the bank and on their way out. suddenly they found themselves surrounded by police outside the building. just when all seems hopeless, magically some form of weird voice talked to them. ''for what you have done in the past, i shall help you escape just this time~~~~ now, call up the elemental power's name and use it as your will !'' Robber A said, ''ok, theres nothing to lose, i might as well'' off he went, ran outside unarmed, shouted out ''Water !'' as he shouted the sky turned black and rained, thundered unnaturally. all the police were distracted, when they concentrated back onto the robber only realised the first robber had escaped already... Robber B saw it and said, my lord, thats amazing..... The mystic voice came again ''what you're waiting for fools !11!one... you really think you have all day looking at police's faces ?!'' Robber B reacted quickly and ran out like robber A, unarmed and screamed ''Earth!!'' as soon as he finished, the earth went cracking, splitting all over the place. none of the officers can keep their eyes on the robber, helplessly, they can only let him run... Looking through the window robber C getting more and more relax as he came up with the best method not just escaping, but killing all the police out there. one deep evil breath taken into his lung, running out as if theres no tomorrow. towards all the gunmen he yelled as loud as he can ''FIRE !!!111oneoneone...................'' this time...no magic was seen.. only a dead corp filled with bullets..... Link to post Share on other sites
cadetrichards Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 ahhh yess Link to post Share on other sites
snake_goth Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, your geting a +1 for this Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 I've heard a different version, but this was still funny! Link to post Share on other sites
Machineabuse Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 And lo I did grin Thanks for that! Link to post Share on other sites
D_Giovani Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Nice Link to post Share on other sites
whiplash Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 ive heard different one aswell with the englishman, irishman, scotsman. since im irish i always make the scotsman get shot/stabbed/crushed and all the other ways they die. i think it would have been funny if you had ended it on something like "and the third robber came out and shouted 'FIRE'" you see it leaves more to the imagination, and people should find it funnier. trust me. Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Trust an Irishman? NEVAR! Link to post Share on other sites
Starkey J Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 since im irish i always make the scotsman get shot/stabbed/crushed and all the other ways they die. are you on the box of lucky charms? Link to post Share on other sites
whiplash Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 are you on the box of lucky charms? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yes. cos im a leprechaun Trust an Irishman? NEVAR never trust jow he/she is a mong. Link to post Share on other sites
Starkey J Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 whats wrong with mongs mofo Link to post Share on other sites
whiplash Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 whats wrong with mongs mofo <{POST_SNAPBACK}> everything ...mofo Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Is that Spam i smell? Why i think it is! Link to post Share on other sites
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