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Mil spec being over priced, you're not qualified to use it despite it being made for idiots and has an "Out of Order" sign on it?

But, you know what's made me smile? Cash available for sports clubs. An old bunker. 1000 hours on google. Buying some clay traps. Some dollar injected into it. Boom - got a Clay Target Clubhouse (Recce in for this afternoon and would be an offence if I didn't dust some clays at the same time)

I said called up, not press ganged.. You put the offer out, and hope people have learnt something during their public service that it's the done thing to help people if you're in a position to do so.

Rename it "Public Service" - you choose if you want to join the army (and only non-combat or niche jobs), specials, NHS (Ambi driver or assistant nurse), firefighter and then a host of other jobs - construction, street cleaner etc All of the above hold a retention should they be required in crisis (like the layover service the reserve forces hold - national emergency? call up the ex-"public service" ambi drivers and special coppers.) There should be an option to transfer into the job full time on merit or general interest. I used to be in favour of actual conscription to sort out the oiks until I was a platoon commander training Harrogate phase 1/basic training. *fruitcage* hell they are a nightmare to motivate even though they want to be there.

German Shorthaired Pointer Missus's dad used to train them as gundogs - father-in-law plus points and I get free dog training and can take her out shooting.

Mine makes a squeeking noise when I turn left and the steering wheel wobbles something awful. It currently is being used as a glorified dumper truck as I tear out walls and a garden.

You can't make these decisions with a communist party at the helm. Stunt comes in, makes the decisions his department heads oversee it and boom. Stuff. Gets. Done. Also national service, but for everything. Every man and woman does their service - however if you don't want to do the military thing you can make railways into cycle paths or drive ambulances/fire engines/blood bikes. Oh, in other news I bought a dog. Very happy.

Explosives for dyspraxic kids and an SAT score of 100 nets you a set of oversized plate armour.

I'll take Education secretary. All schooling shall feature Battle Royale. You know, the good one in the films instead of the game mode that permeates all gaming.

Google "Job vacancies" and there is: - Bristol Airport baggage handler (in your luggage, learning your secrets) - Nursery worker for "Little Green Man" in London (Not anything to do with Russian involvement) -Many, many bartending jobs (always good supply of side quests/free booze/rumours)

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/09/sports/magic-johnson-quits-steps-down-lakers.html LA Lakers' President slot is up for grabs. I vote Stunt in. We're all bad enough dudes to protect him, and this could be the foundation for Stunts Britain (TM)* *with minor Enclave status in the US. Potential for import/export law breaking and airsoft imports is high.

More than one country with a president.. And not highlighting that sport teams and social organisations have presidents. It could be the local Lawn Bowls club president.

I got my NATO clearance with a phonecall - essentially the guy was all "You're not a bad dude are you?" and I went 'I'm a bad enough dude to protect the president' And I went to the joint HQ and had no idea what anyone was saying #GCSEGermandontcutit Good news - I finally got my two week leave approved. Better news - I finally get to unbox the airsoft stuff after moving in to my house. Excellent news - I finally get to sell all the stuff i've accumulated over 10 years of airsoft and army. Best news - I'll flog some of it dirt cheap on here (sales forums) for those interested.

I have a good friend that has a special cover letter reading "Your internet use, lifestyle and beliefs are taken into question". He has to have his reviewed every 6 months. He was very honest with his weekend curtains closed habits. All they're after is that you're honest and therefore not hiding anything the Russians can use against you.

Ocado deliver a sack of chicken breast. I order enough for the week, bang it into the freezer on a Sunday and defrost as required.