snake_goth Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 TOP 10 SIGNS SOMEONE PLAYS TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES 10. They ask for all their money in quarters. 9. They're not sure what season, or year it is. 8. They're best friends names are Super Mario, Pac-man, and Sonic (if they have real-life friends). 7. The electric company and the toy store sends them birthday cards. 6. Big falling blocks and hot lava pits haunt their dreams. 5. Their fingers twitch all the time. 4. When they are sick at home the change clerk at the arcade calls to see if they are all right. 3. They can play 2 player games by themselves. 2. Everyone at the arcade knows them by name. 1. Someone is reading this to them, 'cause they're too busy getting a new high score and can not be bothered. ----------------------------- 9 i don't know what DAY it is sometimes 5 yep 3 yes 2 they shure do 1 no, i'm playing the game with my feet any of these apply to you? EDIT by R22: Please don't post in ALL CAPS. This includes titles. Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
BadAssTronaut Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 3 and 6 sorta apply to me, slight variations of them anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
aimpoint Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 lol very funny Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 did you make that pile of turd up? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Ouch - bit harsh there, rizzo! But kinda agreed - must try harder. Link to post Share on other sites
snake_goth Posted September 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 lol i didnt, found it on a site, ill put a link up later, cant remember the URL at the moment Link to post Share on other sites
kronic Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 The way to tell someone plays too many PC games is: When they use a computer their left hand will rest on the: W, A & D keys. I used to play PC games all the time, but i stopped about 8-9 months ago, and my hand still rests in that position. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 *cries* It's true! Mine do that too!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Arnie Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Think you missed one out. #11: Can't look at an airduct without thinking about chucking a pipe bomb down it. ..far too much DukeNukem at an early age. Link to post Share on other sites
snake_goth Posted September 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 my hand rests on the w, a, s and d keys to... to meny hours of battlefield vietnam Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Mine would do that for the same reason, if I could play BF:V for more than 5 minutes without it CTDing... Link to post Share on other sites
outlaw Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 12. keep refering to the base as the spawn point. Link to post Share on other sites
Krazy L Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 my hand rests on the w, a, s and d keys to... to meny hours of battlefield vietnam <{POST_SNAPBACK}> amen to that brother Link to post Share on other sites
kronic Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 i made a real point Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 I'm too old. My fingers rest on Z, X, O, K and the space bar. Too much Death Wish 3 on the Speccy. *Sigh* Those were the days. Link to post Share on other sites
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