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CHAV stands for 'council housed and violent.'

generally a skally. or someone who wears a certain set of clothes, drinks WKD and cider and whos only ambition is to get laid and drive a golf....Average family size of a 'chav' is 5.5 (between 5 and 6 people) They're mostly separated and not married. Their hobbies are, drinking,fighting, breaking the law, unprotected sex, taking drugs, stealing, sitting around all day. They are mainly jobless as this is 'cool'. Many young chavs now believe they can get their GCSE's in McDonalds....if you want to work in Mcidies for the rest of your life. Sadly they cannot work in a society and neither can their children. They're like a broken generation. A sub class of the human race as a whole.

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CHAV stands for 'council housed and violent.'

generally a skally. or someone who wears a certain set of clothes, drinks WKD and cider and whos only ambition is to get laid and drive a golf....Average family size of a 'chav' is 5.5 (between 5 and 6 people) They're mostly separated and not married. Their hobbies are, drinking,fighting, breaking the law, unprotected sex, taking drugs, stealing, sitting around all day. They are mainly jobless as this is 'cool'. Many young chavs now believe they can get their GCSE's in McDonalds....if you want to work in Mcidies for the rest of your life. Sadly they cannot work in a society and neither can their children. They're like a broken generation. A sub class of the human race as a whole.

 

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Typical words used are "Init" "safe" and "F*** off pig", "Watchoo lookin at?" and similar.

 

And the oh so famous "ahhh boy" :( why do they feel the need to pollute this country <_<

 

 

Q. What do you call half the worlds Chavs pushed over a cliff?

 

A. A bloody good start.

 

I chuckled...

 

EDIT: Because I fail at quoting...

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Q: What's the difference between a fox and a chav?

A: Only some people think fox hunting is morally acceptable

 

Q: What do you call a chav in a suit?

A: Shoplifter!!!

 

Q: What do you say to a chav in a suit?

A: Will the defendant please stand

 

Q: What do you say to a chav with a gun?

A: Nothing; you let your gun do the talking for you

 

Q: A male chav and a female chav are in a car and there's no music on. Who's driving?

A: The police

 

Q: What's the best part of chav-hunting?

A: The reward

 

Q: What's the difference between a chav and pond life?

A: You only find pond life in ponds

 

Q: What's the difference between a chav and a bag full of effluence?

A: The bag

 

 

 

Thank you, thank you, I'm here until Thursday...

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What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

 

Sorted.

 

What do you say to a chav with a job?

 

Big mac please.

 

 

For US peoples, Chavs are what you'd refer to as white trash basically.

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Q. 4 chavs in a nova go off a cliff who wins

A. society

 

I have a distinct disliking of chavs check the sig :P

 

i think you're confusing 2 jokes there. theres the 'bus full of chavs go off a cliff, who wins?' one and:

2 chavs in a nova drive off a cliff, whats the tragedy?

a nova seats 4

 

Excuse me, But whats a Chav?

Lol, I'm sorry, but its buggin at me. :P

 

the human equivilent of having dog s**t lodged in the treads of your shoes.

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i think you're confusing 2 jokes there. theres the 'bus full of chavs go off a cliff, who wins?' one and:

2 chavs in a nova drive off a cliff, whats the tragedy?

a nova seats 4

 

 

 

the human equivilent of having dog s**t lodged in the treads of your shoes.

 

Technically its :

Whats 4 Chavs in a Nova driving off a cliff?

A tragedy, Nova's seat 5.

 

I think that they all are acceptable though.

KM

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... or even:

 

Q: 5 chavs in a Nova drive off a cliff. What's the tragedy?

A: The Nova could have been used to run more of them over...

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Q: What do you call a running chav?

 

A: Fifteen-point target for the low-skeet event...

 

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