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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench


chas

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No, if the hole is smaller in circumference than the flaccid diameter of his penis the blood would be trapped in the erectile tissue on the other side of the grill and balloon out.

It would then be (damn near) impossible to get it out.

 

 

I know because I got my bits stuck in your mum the same way :)

 

I came home to find my flatmate humping the gap between two of the cushions on my sofa once.

 

That was awkward. He didn't think it was necessary for me to force him to buy a new sofa.

The old one went on the pavement (that should teach you not to pick up things off the pavement).

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